on my jock

same as "on my back" or "in my face", when other people won't leave you alone and are bugging the hell out of you, particularly when it concerns something you have already taken care of, something you are completely aware of, or is completely under control.
I just got here and already like twelve people are on my jock!
by brooklyn516 September 20, 2004
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my definition

MY DEFINITION is what it is.
MY DEFINITION is my property.
MY DEFINITION may even suck; but, it's still MINE.
MY DEFINITION is an extension of ME because my words define my life.

It's MY LIFE and I'll speak how I need to.
DUMB GUY: "I'm sharing MY DEFINITION with UD. Pretty soon all the niggas be bustin' like me."

HIS DADDY: "Oh, I see what you've done. I guess you made up a word. I hope he doesn't get lost among the millions of other words. When you gonna grow up, boy?!
by Chengo Bolemongo October 06, 2006
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My Lai

A place in Vietnam where US soldiers beat, raped, tortured and murdered hundreds of innocent civilians and burned their village, knowing full well that the Viet Cong were not there (as demonstrated in court by US military witnesses).

Of the many perpetrators, only one was ever convicted but later pardoned by the President, showing that War Crimes and War Criminals are tolerated in America - as long as they were perpetrated by Americans (or indeed, Israelis).
Man! I went to My Lai and raped me a fine little 12 year old Vietnamese girl, beat and shot a few of the yella gooks and burned their village - and no-one ever pulled me up on it! God Bless America! Now, I'm off to Iraqistan to killify that evil murdering Soddam guy! We can't have world leaders abusing human rights!
by Jay April 16, 2004
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MY SPLEEN!!!

A cry used when someone strikes you. It doesn't matter where you are struck; this expression is always appropriate to describe pain.
Freddy: "Whoa, that chick is HOTT!!!"
Teddy: "Dude, that's my mom!!!
*punches arm*
Freddy: "Ah, MY SPLEEN!!!"
by Lance's Buddy February 29, 2008
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My bitch

An individual who belongs to you, and you own.
Hannah: Hey Matthew, you’re my bitch

Matthew: How?

Hannah: I own you

Matthew: Sounds about right
by Gucci.sister November 08, 2018
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My everything

My everything is the most amazing, breath takingly beautif,funny, sexy. Smart intelligent, classie, SOPHisticated woman you have ever set your eyes upon/my bestfriend,, my lover, my soulmate, my babies mum (to be), my supermodel,my pornstar, my fantasy girl, myone, my only,. MY EVERYTHING!!

someone that's all that you've ever searched for, wanted, dreamt of, constantly thinking about.
Sophie maree Clare= my everything/ 100% pure perfection
by Your big boi August 08, 2019
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My doo

referring to a friend
by GAANZ June 17, 2008
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