The chronic habit of vocally complaining about the atrocities of an everyday morning, ie. getting out of bed, hygiene, dealing with work you put off yesterday; usually in text or on social media.

Person 1: Why do I always wake up to Person 2 spewing a text wall about how much he hates going to class in the chat?
Person 3: He has a bad case of morning mald, he probably doesn't sleep enough.

Morning Mald by Hoioidoi October 16, 2023

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morning vape hit

morning vape hit - the first thing you do in the morning before actually waking up, talking, getting on your phone, or even speaking, you automatically are looking for a vape to hit it as soon as you wake up to function.

jackson, I feel so much better now that I got my morning vape hit in let’s go skydiving today!

bro leave me alone I got to get my morning vape hit in.

morning vape hit by amoneydollasign October 30, 2023

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Sunday morning creeper

Weird creepy pedophiles who get their full-nights rest on saturdays so they can wake up and flirt with hungover teenage boys in breakfast places come morning.

The sunday morning after that girls party, my boyfriend went to breakfast hungover and got hit on by a sunday morning creeper.

Sunday morning creeper by katiebee101 March 8, 2010

mythical morning

a morning where everything seems to be just perfect and amazing and is probably the best morning of your life. sadly this morning doesnt exist so its a mythical morning.

i wish for a mythical morning.

mythical morning by whatgum July 17, 2012

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