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Mongo Chow

Mongo Chow is weed or pot that is highly addicting.
John- I thought star wars phantom menace was a great movie
Me- How much Mongo Chow have you been smoking?
by Crzyfkr October 5, 2010
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mongole

an offensive Quebec French term for a person a person visibly suffering from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
if someone calls me a mongole, i tell them that they are Chernobyl bantlings
by Sexydimma December 26, 2014
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Mongoose

A general term used to discribe any sexual interaction between a long haired gothic chick and her obsessed numeric boyfriend.
Obsessed numeric boyfriend: Mooooooongoooose?

Long haired gothic chick: RRRRrrrrrrrrraooooW!
by 7 November 3, 2004
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Mongo

A sports fan who thinks he's smart but is really an idiot who spouts nonsense
Johnny wrote on Twitter that he thinks the Cavs should trade LeBron James to Portland for Chris Kaman and Robin Lopez. He is such a mongo idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about.
by sk3k May 29, 2015
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Mongochops

A person with no use or purpose. They remind you of something stuck at the bottom of a bin that's covered in bin juice and maggots and no matter how much boiling water and disinfectant you douse it with, it insists on coming back to stink up your fragrant life and bore you to death with their incessant yelping and mewling
Did you hear that Marlene made a total fool of herself last night? The mongochops turned up as a plus 1 to a posh party wearing fancy dress.
by Ada Shuffle December 2, 2022
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mongosexual

Mongosexual: (adj.) Ones self-realization that their confused state of sexual identity is a result of FB and a 1960s television series containing 7 very different people stranded on an island.
Due to an odd situation, I had to admit my inability to have a relationship outside of FB, coupled with my addiction to a certain 1960s television series, leading me down a path of attempting some mongosexual behavior.

Lyrics by Just Frank 2012:
<Verse 1>
Well it occurred ta me - Juss laz nite
Everybody out there - Always wantin’ ta be right

They wanna tell me bout da way - Dey usin’ Dey junk
But it don’t confront me - How you leavin’ yo spunk

So I went to my girl - Cuz she up on what’s down
I told her that I’m steppin’ off - But feelin’ like a clown

As everybody on da FB - Got a label but me
Wontcha hep a brotha out, now - And tells me what to be?

She say Daddy you alright - But ya gettin’ kinda old
Like a stale piece of white bread - Wit a little bit o’ mold

If you wanna get real - And join the human race
You must look in the mirror - And see yo’ face

<Chorus>

And know you MONGOSEXUAL - I say you MONGOSEXUAL

Not tryin’ to disrespect ya - Cuz I knows you got some taste
But everbody all around you - Just a wantin’ dey space
When you MONGOSEXUAL!

<Verse 2 & 3 Won't Fit!!!>
by Just Frank November 23, 2013
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