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moach

(vulgar) engage in unspecified sexual activity
"she moached her way to the top of the company"; "I moached with her twice. Once she gave me a blowjob, and once she spanked me."
by Astrosaurus September 13, 2008
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Moah

Its an ult ship involving the legendary pregnant Mercoodeses and the crusty dusty musty Noah.
“ hEY ARE YOU COMING TO MOAH’S BABY SHOWER?”
by Taelee my ult May 12, 2018
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Moan and Cry day

Moan and Cry day always falls on November 1st, the day after Halloween. Moan and Cry day is a celebration of moaning in pain and crying because you are WAY too much fucking candy (or drank to much at a party) on Halloween.
Chad: "YOOO DUDE! The Bros are comin over for Moan and Cry day, u comin?
Kyle: FUCK YAH BRO!
by Isurmomgay? November 1, 2019
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moana lisa

A famous painting made my michaelangelo of a "smiling"girl,he supposedley planned to make it hard to tell if she's smiling at you or with you
Person at museaum 1 to person 2:hey,look,theres the famous painting of moana lisa

person at museaum 2:cool.michaelangelo did great work didnt he?

person at museaum1:yes,he did.
by history geek May 27, 2010
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moaning camel's

wet dirty camel's dry humping in dessert's are hot
fucking, pussy, dick, whore, cunt, skanks, ninja's, moaning camel's.
by billy dildo May 26, 2009
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moab legs

Ugly, hairy, bony, repulsive looking legs and feet, oftentimes scarred and covered with festering wounds and scabs and bandages from various accidents. These accidents occur as a result of over-zealous participants of mountain biking, cycling, rock climbing, kayking, river rafting, hiking and other forms of outdoor recreation popular everywhere, but especially in the mountain west and southwest, hence the name. Other names include Sedona legs and Kokopelli trail legs. People with Moab legs often use their scars and wounds as bragging rights with a story to go with each one of them. Made even worse by wearing flip flops or Teva sandals. Moab legs are most often seen in men who absolutely insist on wearing shorts from at least April to the following October, without regard to how disgusting their legs appear to other people. They are also seen in women which is really, really replulsive.
Fran: Ewwww! Did you seen Mack's Moab legs? How disgusting! Just look at all the scabs, scars and wounds. Why does he have to wear shorts? Doesn't he realize that some people have no desire to see his ugly, hairy legs?

Dan: He doesn't care how ugly his legs look. To him, they make a statement. My cousin Linda has Moab legs too. If you think Mack's are disgusting, hers are even worse. Think of a hippy chick's legs only with festering, oozing wounds.

Fran: I would rather not.
by Graycat August 9, 2009
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moan-i

a moani is a large voluptuous guidette who intends to screw up the lives of everyone. moan-i's are flat chested (and hairy), abnoxious, and ostracized. no one likes these creatures, for they disgust mankind
holy shit, did you see that moan-i run by?
yeah, i thought that was the gorilla that got loose
by jessmooomoo December 24, 2009
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