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THATS MENTAL

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mental person

A derogatory name used by an uneducated person in their description of a person who seemingly suffers with Mental Health.

I.e

Psychosis/ Personality disorder/ Bipolar /Schizophrenia or any other undefined or undiagnosed seeming Mental Abnormality.
I'm trying to get the Fuck away from that Mental Person. They won't leave me alone. Fuck this. I'm off.
by Die Meister March 25, 2016
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Mental Rolodex

A group or random collection of past events that a dumbass female will use against a man while engaged in an arguement to attempt to make said man feel as shitty as humanly possible. Even though majority of these said events at the present time are outdated and no longer apply to the current conversation.
My wife flipped through her Mental Rolodex to give me shit during an arguement by telling me that I should have married my Ex-girlfriend knowing damn well that cunt cheated on me.
by Women are fucking pointless March 31, 2010
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Mental Block

When you completely ignore someone.
Example 1:
Person 1: Dave?
Person 1: Davveee?!

Person 1: OOh you putting a mental block on me ehh?

This can then be adapted for wherever you are such as a room block.
Example 2:
Person 1: Dave?

Person 2: Alright Dave how are ya?

Person 3: Hes put a room block on us all.
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Mental Masturbation

The term coined by the promising new hope of psychology. Christopher, the surefire future of psychological theory, defines this term as the psychosexual pleasure that one receives from playing mind games with others. Christopher is a godsend to psychology.
I am, however, at the point in my life where I do not need to subject myself to the “mental masturbation” which envelopes your games.
by Sigmund Hylkema January 9, 2008
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Mantarted

Not to be confused with boytarted. Is when a man acts like a fool for no apparent reason. Usually ruining their relationships, or definitely pissing his wife/girlfriend off enough to warrant him sleeping on the couch and or causing the relationship to end.
Why did you beat him up? Jeff is in my college studies class, that's the only way I know him. Don't be mantarted, I wouldn't cheat on you!
by kfly9907 January 4, 2008
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mental masturbation

v. the act of masturbating with and only with your mind, totally not sexy
Oh man, performed some mental masturbation last night releasing mind bullets on my couch
by MattyN February 11, 2006
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