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Minge Mucus

Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.
Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”

Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...
by SourceConsciousness December 8, 2019
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Ming

Liverpool colloquialism. Someone who either looks horrendous or smells horrendous.
Nash is a pyar ming.
by Gbar November 26, 2017
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Ming

An adorable person who is most likely a sexually confused introvert with a huge dick.
That dude is such a Ming, I could take him right there. No homo though.

I'm totally a Ming right now:
by x_m.l.r_x January 7, 2017
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Ming

A beautiful Asian young lady who is known for being quiet in public .But once u get to know her , she will be the most nicest toxic person you ever met.she likes to get her life together,she reminds u of those cute dolls in the shop that u always wanted when u were little,she can may get a little sensitive at times.
Ming is a good girl
by Richard Cowell November 21, 2021
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Minge

Collective noun for a group of beavers.
Look over by the river! I can see a whole minge of beavers about to bite the tree down.
by Steve507 June 30, 2024
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Ming Mang

Slang word for your penis when it is typically smaller than average. A Ming Mang isn’t a compliment, nor is it a slur. It is a word used to insult another mans penis
Jeff, have you seen Randall’s penis? He’s got a Ming Mang!
by Sylvester Hilda August 25, 2021
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ming

a ming is a person who embodies the characteristics of a ming.
oi Josh, you're a ming
by the tent incident April 24, 2023
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