Midget fist

A hard lump of feces that you are struggling to hold inside your anus.

I have to shit so bad, it's like a midget fist punching my back door.

by CheetoFTW June 13, 2017

Midget Stripper

A stripping midget, look out for them, they only show up for when you're... short on cash...

Midget Stripper

Sorry sir you can't afford our strippers...
* midget stripper comes in*
"I'm half their price"

by Datboi_2001 May 30, 2018

Midget

A small person that is great at fighting of entire armies at once.
A group of midgets is called a ‘Death To All’ and they are unbeatable.
A normal midget is called a Grace Paterson and can be found in the wild

“ Grace is a midget”

“ lol I kno rite”

by Okbyethenfreddie July 24, 2018

Midgerian

A midget born in Nigeria.

Nigeria is home to Midgerians.

by SuccMaster69Ree September 24, 2019

Midget tosser

A small girl who over compensates with a big attitude. Will get an attitude over hearing you breathe. Usually throws Yankee candles.

I had a stuffy nose and some midget tosser assaulted me with a candle.

by Midget tosser January 27, 2020

Midget

A word that Karens think is as bad as the n word

Karen: Midget is as bad as the n word

Person:No it's not do you want to know how I know
Karen:How?
Person: Because your saying midget but do you know what your not saying THE N WORD!

by THE WHITEST WHITE BITCH EVER July 16, 2020

Midget man syndrome

The audacity of a man under 5’7 . A man trying to argue with a woman because he is mad that he is short.

Boy stop playin you got midget man syndrome

by Uareus February 28, 2021