handling a mental breakdown by withdrawing into the kitchen and making ridiculous amounts of fattening baked goods (usually followed by eating at least half of it)
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a place where emotionally-troupled or angered teens can go for about a week. mental institutes arent as crazy as everyone thinks they seem.
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Get the mental nuggets mug.The state of being slow,usually noticing things everyone else knows already or being the last one to get a joke.Not exactly retardation,just slow thinking.
John started laughing out of nowhere,i asked him what was wrong and he said i finally got that family guy joke from last year,total mental re-tardy.
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Get the [mental re-tardy] mug.A highly contagious Emotional STD contracted by caring too much about a parasitic person who cares very little about you and far too much about themselves. Mental Crabs can give a person the feeling that their heart and brain have been drained yet they have the desire to allow the parasitic person to continue feeding off of them. The only way to treat Mental Crabs is to sever all contact with the parasitic person and cleanse the heart and mind with the company of positive, caring, loving people.
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