Masturbationship

A relationship with you where you satisfy yourself sexually. A.k.a. being single.

The other day I potentially saved hundreds of dollars not going on a date .My masturbationship is quite fulfilling and practical!

by stxnthamix July 19, 2020

masturbation formation

Circle jerk at military school

You ready for masturbation formation tonight? Laundry day is tomorrow.

by Momof4hmr December 21, 2020

Masturbation

When ur lonely

Person one. “Damn i wish i had a partner ”
Person two. “ ur solution is masturbation

by Cohan the great... April 2, 2021

Mastercation

(Noun)
Definition: 1.) Going on a vacation, of any length, by yourself.
2.) The master of the household going on a solo vacation by herself or himself.

He didn't wanted a relaxing vacation, so he went alone and turned it into a mastercation.

by Hcskire February 21, 2021

masturbation Olympics

A +18 thing that is in the Olympics where 1. You masturbate until you reach ejaculation or 2. You stop masturbating right before you produce semen

Herby Hancock was desperate to watch the masturbation Olympics

Masturbation Olympics winner: the feeling of winning and ejaculation was so good that infact it is the best day of my life and also my advice is at least don't masturbate for 1 day before you do the masturbation Olympics

by Sebastian hiney February 27, 2021

Masturbation

What 100% of men do and can’t go more than two days without doing it.
What 50% of women do while the other 50 never even has the desire to do...

Masturbation is the polite way of saying that you fucked yourself.

by Biden is a dick April 21, 2021

Masturbation

The activity of mastering how to bait a fish. /s

Jim: Hey Johnny, I'm going to the lake to masturbate, care to join me?
Johnny: Hell yeah Him, let's go masturbate together.
Jim: Great! Can't wait to get better with my masturbation!

by The Takahashi Brothers August 27, 2021