Elephant Mario

Contender for the worst thing in the world; only slightly better than Elephant Peach.

Dude 1: bet you don't know what's the worst power up.
Dude 2: Elephant Mario.

by TacoFromTheSky June 30, 2023

Super Mario Kart

A Super Nintendo game made by Nintendo. The best Mario Kart game ever. Better than Mario Kart 64, better than Mario Kart Super Circuit, better than Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, and better than Mario Kart DS.

"Let's play Super Mario Kart instead of one of the other overrated Mario Kart games!"

by Soer Boerebroek January 9, 2006

playing mario

To be under the influence of psychadelic mushrooms

Yeah, we'll be playing mario this weekend

by Joe August 28, 2004

dirty mario

When you finger your partners anus then draw a mustache on there face

Have you ever had a dirty mario.

by Tbg09 June 15, 2017

Super Mario 64

A very famous video game from 1996. It is often named "The greatest video game of all time". It was the first video game to have 3-d graphics. It is very unique and they had nothing to base it off of. As far as the game plot goes, Peach calls Mario to her castle for cake but Bowser kidnaps her and seals the star power inside these paintings that you must jump into. You will need to collect 80 stars to save Peach and watch the ending sequence but if you collect all 120 stars, the cannon outside the castle will open and you can blast yourself to the castle roof and you will meet Yoshi there. If you talk to him, he will reward you by congratulating you for completeing fun although at the end of the message, its says "The Super Mario 64 Team". He then rewards you with 100 lives and jumps off the roof. There is a total of 15 paintings and you must collect certain numbeers of stars to open each and some require keys. You can get keys by beating bowser in 3 places.

Man 1: Did you play Super Mario 64 yet?

Man 2: Yeah. Its too awesome!

by YoshiGameMaker July 15, 2009

Super Mario 3

ThE GreaTest FUCKIN GAME EVER!!!!!!!

Mario fucked your mom after he fucked toodstool and bowser!

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Super Mario

The super icon of Nintendo that takes shrooms to grow big while jumping around on bad guys, usually in very high strides. He also breaks blocks with his head, presumably he knows karate. No womder he kicks bowser's ass so much.

A saint who takes shrooms and hallucinates the weirdiest things while still being kid-friendly.

Bowser: Mha ha ha, I have captured the princess (again) and the stars.
*Super Mario walks in*
Bowser: Sh**
*Gets his ass kicked...again*

by The Harbinger of Truth and Pain December 28, 2005