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Elephant Mario 

Contender for the worst thing in the world; only slightly better than Elephant Peach.
Dude 1: bet you don't know what's the worst power up.
Dude 2: Elephant Mario.

Super Mario Kart 

A Super Nintendo game made by Nintendo. The best Mario Kart game ever. Better than Mario Kart 64, better than Mario Kart Super Circuit, better than Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, and better than Mario Kart DS.
"Let's play Super Mario Kart instead of one of the other overrated Mario Kart games!"

playing mario 

To be under the influence of psychadelic mushrooms
Yeah, we'll be playing mario this weekend
playing mario by Joe August 28, 2004

dirty mario 

When you finger your partners anus then draw a mustache on there face
Have you ever had a dirty mario.
dirty mario by Tbg09 June 15, 2017

Super Mario 64 

A very famous video game from 1996. It is often named "The greatest video game of all time". It was the first video game to have 3-d graphics. It is very unique and they had nothing to base it off of. As far as the game plot goes, Peach calls Mario to her castle for cake but Bowser kidnaps her and seals the star power inside these paintings that you must jump into. You will need to collect 80 stars to save Peach and watch the ending sequence but if you collect all 120 stars, the cannon outside the castle will open and you can blast yourself to the castle roof and you will meet Yoshi there. If you talk to him, he will reward you by congratulating you for completeing fun although at the end of the message, its says "The Super Mario 64 Team". He then rewards you with 100 lives and jumps off the roof. There is a total of 15 paintings and you must collect certain numbeers of stars to open each and some require keys. You can get keys by beating bowser in 3 places.
Man 1: Did you play Super Mario 64 yet?

Man 2: Yeah. Its too awesome!

Super Mario 3 

Mario fucked your mom after he fucked toodstool and bowser!
Super Mario 3 by Anonymous May 15, 2003