Midget Knee Pads

The act of putting shoes under your knees while giving it to a girl doggy style, to prevent rug burn.

i was having sex so hard last night that i had to apply the Midget Knee Pads.

by Randomwhitedud3 May 29, 2015

alaskan knee drive

when a person expresses there undying love for someone by violently rubbing there knee against the other knee and if the other rubs back they fuck hard and long

yo me and july alaskan knee drived and then you know what happened after

by alaskan 101 June 14, 2017

Wank knee

A very limp, slightly backwards, and moist knee.

Hey Jim, did you see the wank knee Deborah got yesterday?

by PugISuppose November 9, 2021

Your mother's kneecaps

A fuckin funnier way of saying your mother's poes

Trist:"storman your a dickhead "
Storman norman: your mother's kneecaps
Tristan:" nest your a fuckboy "
nest "your mother's kneecaps bitch

by Your mother's kneecaps August 20, 2016

Bend the knee

1. Act of submission.
2. Act of obeying to the Kaleesi, the unburnt, the qween of Mereen.

1. "When will you bend the knee Jon Snow ?!"
2.

Dany : "FUCKING BEND THE KNEE, JON FUCKING SNOW."
Jon : tf. omg.

by mourad1081 August 9, 2017

mark on knee

All black people are known to have a scar on their knee the size ranges on different people, most darker skinned girls have it opposed to lighter skinned bkack girls because they were in the house so their knees were'nt grazed outside working in the fields. It is a mark of your enslaved ansestors, if you have this you should watch it and feel proud for this is a reminder of your ancestors hard work.

Woww how do we both have a mark on knee?

Because we are both black

by HistoryofAfricans April 8, 2020

sofa sex knee

Injury incurred whilst making love on a sofa

Dude why are you hobbling?
I have sofa sex knee from shagging my women whilst my best friend hid in the bedroom

by AtomicJay May 4, 2021