by Big pp649 November 28, 2021
Always thinks hes getting coochie, fat as fuck, and has a dad thats a bitch. He also gets his basketball hoop from the alleyway.
by imhabesha March 17, 2019
Jonathan is a smart caring guy who deserves all the love, he is cute, a lil chubby but perfect for hugs and cuddles, a great friend and a better best friend <3
by P1nkcheeks May 26, 2022
by the best pimp April 23, 2019
a waste of air. usually these quiet kids who do nothing by cry all day. has friends but i doubt any of them would care if he died. shitty music taste. failed abortion. gayass shit. overall hes something we all shouldnt care about.
Jonathan's such a loser. I bet no one would care if he was murdered in front of them
this is a joke definition
this is a joke definition
by nthnjk October 17, 2021
Jonathan’s are known to be raging alcoholics with massive shlongs. Though they are lazy Jonathan’s can be god like at sports.
by James coney March 18, 2022
A literal FUCK MACHINE, will fuck your whole family and you without you realizing it, you will definitely have a great time with this SEX BEAST, they're also super nice and please others in everything, so definitely go out with one.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Jonathan?"
Person 2: "Of course, I am definitely hopping back on that stud"
Person 2: "Of course, I am definitely hopping back on that stud"
by TotalHooman May 21, 2021