Cabbaged

To be stoned as fuck and fall asleep. A cabbage is the person who hits 1 bowl and falls asleep mid sesh cause he's too ripped.
Man this guy smacks 1 bino and he's cabbaged
Wake up you fuckin cabbage!
by Cabbagemaster69 August 12, 2017
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Cabbaged

(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form

Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form
Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!

Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?
by TooStoned2Care August 18, 2021
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Cabbaged

(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form

Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form
Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!

Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?
by TooStoned2Care September 05, 2021
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Cabbaged

When a joint breaks and makes the sound of cabbage breaking apart.
I was wrestling with him, caught his ankle and cabbaged his knee.
by Purpledog679 April 08, 2022
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feeding me cabbage

The act of perpetrating a con on someone. Blowing smoke up someone's ass.
Are you telling me the truth, or are you feeding me cabbage?
by valiant thor December 02, 2014
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Snazzy Cabbage

That time in Pensacola for WSMFP with Disco was straight Snazzy Cabbage.
by GOODPPL September 08, 2019
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