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L Bed

In the construction of a joint, two pieces of rizla are used in the crafting process to enlarge the size of the finished product. Usually this is done when more people need to be accommodated for. (3 or 4 or more). Reaching up to 16cm's long if done correctly. If needs be more that two pieces can be used in extreme cases but this is rare and usually not needed.
Anthony; Is an L bed on the cards today?
Gaz; Yes it is, get ready for a long spliff.
Dan; HOY!
by Barry Biggan October 16, 2010
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Bed Person

A person that has eaten so much and become so large that they are permanently confined to their bed. The only way to move them is to pick them up with a crane.
Well, lets get you showered and out of the house before you become a bed person!
by Rothbar March 27, 2011
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Shit the bed

To excrete fecal matter into one's own sleeping arrangements whilst still sub-conscience
" Man last night, Anjew shit the bed literally. He STILL hasn't showered.. its been a week since the squidley and STILL HAS NOT SHOWERED!! WTF"
by E-Dawwg April 5, 2009
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crapped the bed

When one has reached his usefulness qouta in the world, or simply given up personal hygene maintainence when appearing publicly.
He is wearing sweatpants and a stained Wifebeater t-shirt to the grocery store-He has "Crapped the Bed"
by Big B November 19, 2003
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Good In Bed

a piece of literary GENIUS written by Jennifer Weiner (no, pervert ... its pronounced Way-Ner). synopsis-cized as follows:
"For twenty-eight years, things have been tripping along nicely for Cannie Shapiro. Sure, her mother has come charging out of the closet, and her father has long since dropped out of her world. But she loves her friends, her rat terrier, Nifkin, and her job as pop culture reporter for The Philadelphia Examiner. She's even made a tenuous peace with her plus-size body.

But the day she opens up a national women's magazine and sees the words "Loving a Larger Woman" above her ex-boyfriend's byline, Cannie is plunged into misery...and the most amazing year of her life. From Philadelphia to Hollywood and back home again, she charts a new course for herself: mourning her losses, facing her past, and figuring out who she is and who she can become"

The release of this book brought new meaning to the "chick lit" genre which previously consisted of smut novels and other various forms of girlish literary works - that THAT stupid boys!
Good in bed is the most awesomest book ever written. durr
by Cannie Shapiro February 18, 2009
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bed bug

tylah is such a bed bug, she won't leave the bed
by notmyrealname9911 February 28, 2020
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Bed Intruder

Someone who climbs in windows, snatches people up and tries to rape them. It is preferred to hide your kids, your wife and husband when you meet said bed intruder.
Steven: did you see that bed intruder on the news today?

Chad: Yeah. He left his t-shirt and fingerprints and all.

Steven: they are really dumb.

Chad: for real.
by Leviathong November 28, 2021
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