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Hyper Spastic Beatdown

there's too many of them! the only thing that can save us now is the Hyper Spasic Beatdown.
by cnuts16 February 17, 2004
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hypefocrappot

ur a hypefocrappot
by evo April 12, 2004
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Hyperactivelollipop

Girl: i want your lollipop...
Guy: make it a quick 1 ...
Girl: im gonna lick & suck you like a lollipop.
Guy & Girl: Hyperactivelollipop TIME ! ! !
by ButterflyManiac January 13, 2010
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Hyper Shot

A way to drink alcohol.

First invented in Washington DC by an inventor known as ooohlie.

Description: Should look like 4 shots of vodka in one.

How to make a Hyper Shot:
Take either a styrofoam or plastic cup (usually provided by a crappy motel or hotel), Fill the cup with some type of vodka (preferably Ciroc), If its a small cup, you should have about 4 shots. If its a larger cup DO NOT FILL TO THE TOP FOR THIS IS NOT A HYPER SHOT ANYMORE, thats a you're gone shot. Only fill about half way to make about four shots. Now that you have a cup of alcohol, Drink it without stopping until its all gone. You might want to chase it with some sort of soda or drink, but this is not allowed or else it is not considered a Hyper Shot. There is no chasing Hyper Shots. You should feel results in 10-15 minutes. If not, Repeat with another Hyper Shot.
guy: Dude! Put that soda down! You don't chase Hyper Shots! Now we have to do it all over again!
other guy: I think we need more styrofoam cups.
by Inventor of the Hyper Shot. August 2, 2011
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Hyper Turkish Textile Plant

A person committing the act of a Hyper Turkish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then shits directly in the hole.
The police arrived at the scene of the sexual assault to find the victim seemingly pooping out of her belly and anus simultaneously due to the results of the Hyper Turkish Textile Plant.

Closely related to it's counterpart, the FTP: Finnish Textile Plant
by TextileWorker September 25, 2011
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hype daddy

the act of being overly excited for any particular reason to the point where one would feel inclined to hit their dougie.
*gets text from friend* - "yo i just won two tickets for kevin hart! we in there!"

*you* - i'm hype daddy!!!!
by vondaddyfromthebook November 9, 2012
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Hyper Spastic Rhino

A Hyper Spastic Rhino is somebody who acts crazy and doesn't know what the word Spastic means. They don't look people in the eyes when talking to them and falls down stairs while jumpping rope.
Wow Sarina .. you are such a hyper spastic rhino. Just look me in the eyes and stop jumping rope
by Whoeveryouthinkiam August 11, 2012
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