asshole grease

the grease that accumulates as a result of bung hole fluids and ball sweat to create a potent concoction of filth.

Yeah my girlfriend was about to suck my dick until she noticed the asshole grease that had gathered to my regular shits and my irregular showering. so instead she used the grease as lube :)

by Mfountasia December 8, 2011

Genson

a really really nice family.
Descendants of King Solomon.

Have you met her family yet?
Yes they're total gensons.

by eze17 October 16, 2008

Greasemonkey 3 way

- when a husband and wife (or couple) sucks up to, flirts with, or fawns over the local auto mechanic to encourage better customer service, favors or discounts

- any effort utilizing gifts, compliments, or flirting by 2 people to encourage an auto mechanic to provide preferential treatment to them and their cars

the phrase is often combined as a hashtag #greasemonkey3way

My '93 Ford Taurus needed a new transmission. Luckily my wife and I gave the mechanic a greasemonkey 3 way and he was willing to stay late and get it done before our trip to Chicago the next day. He rotated the tires for free, too!

by The Poobah October 25, 2013

Granspa

Used to define a Grandpa who is a massive faggot, but purchases stuff that the Grandchildern would generally like.

Sometimes buys stuff that would appeal to their fetishes.

"Did you meet Kv?"
"Yeah, he's a massive Granspa! He bought me panties!"
"Wow"

by downshift111 April 20, 2017

gensplain

Gensplaining is when someone of a very different generation from you thinks they know more than you about something you are an expert in, mainly due to the era you were born / grew up in, and condescendingly takes the time to 'explain' to you how it works (similar to mansplaining).

A 25 year old kid in a shop tried to gensplain to me all about vinyl records and how they related to the length of radio singles 'back in the 70s' the other day; she must have missed the fact I'm over 50 and actually lived through it, or else thought I was senile.

by Golden years June 21, 2017

Glens

a cycling term used to describe ones massive calf muscles.

As Dave flexed his glens, a volcano erupted.

by creed bratton the fourth June 15, 2018

Greaseball bastard

A punk, brat, bitch who doesn't have purpose in life, with low IQ and thinks they're "hood"

"Damn, that greaseball bastard is drivin' me nuts"

by Mato333 June 16, 2018