mexican grandma

Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)

Damn my mexican grandma threw a slipper so far it my ass without any misses

by Mexican Seal April 18, 2021

watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

grandma sweitzer

Doing a girl doggy style while she is bent over leaning on a cedar chest that was inherited from the males Pennsylvania Dutch grandmother.

My girl mary got some splinters in her forearms while I was doing the grandma sweitzer in my bedroom

by kpsweitz May 6, 2018

Dalton's Grandma

When a raccoon breaks into your house and steals all of your Nickleback and Logan Paul Cds without asking.

That dang raccoon pulled a Dalton's Grandma last night!

by RaccoonHater69 March 5, 2018

Grandmas Hooch

Old ladies sweaty pubic hairs

Yo lemme drink dat Grandmas hooch.

by Android user .04 October 13, 2019

Facebook grandma

An old lady that still uses Facebook or other boomer platforms.

Person1: Bro my grandma is always showing me random things on Facebook. She is a Facebook grandma.

Person2: Ratio.

by Naplii December 1, 2023

Grandma

The lady who gives you twenties in your card on your birthday

My Grandma only gave me a ten this year!

by Daddy_Devito36524/7 July 21, 2020