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footballboner

A term used to describe a footballer (soccer player) who has a bulge in his shorts.
"I love Footballboners!"
by Joey Fenton February 27, 2007
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australian rules football

Is the game different to soccer and rugby? You bet.

No off-side for starters. Which means the game is a bit like basketball, but on a far larger arena than even soccer & rugby, and 18 a-side on the field at a time.

No cross bar. Does this make kicking goals easier. Well, yes, although the goals are narrower than soccer. And you actually have to kick them yourself, via your foot - and not be deflected off other people or goal posts.

Behinds - quite unique, or partially similar to the 'rouge' in some sports. Simple theory. Avoid drawn games. Soccer folk have thought about ways of avoiding a draw - and only lump us with penalty shoot outs in the 'big' games in tournaments. They could perhaps count corners (or only those derived within a certain distance of the goal....and then award a pt, make a 'fair' goal worth 6,....and away you go, less draws, more results....and maybe more often the best team might actually win).

Unlike soccer - all players can use their hands too....kinda cool, helps, especially youngsters, to develop the full range of co-ordination. The 'high' mark or 'speccie' is a very cool feature, and a bit more dignified than using ones head to propell the ball because the rules don't let you use your hands!! Hands also allow for picking the ball up and the feature known as 'hand-ball' or 'hand-pass'. This is a key feature in team work, especially under pressure to open up play. To achieve overlap, to create space. Y'see, the game is all about creating space, which is vitally important given that the oval shaped ground tapers inward at either end, meaning that the hardest place to find space is in the 'forward line', thus the absence of off-side is partially negated.
Australian Rules Football <> soccer
Australian Rules Football <> rugby

Thank god!!

Australian Rules Football = Positively geared sport - seeking to attack one's own goal, to kick goals and to win games. Don't compare to the MElb Cup (handicap), compare to the Cox Plate, a weight for age free for all.

compared to soccer and rugby = negatively geared sports, seeking to defend one's own goal, and employing restrictive handling and movement rulings to limit the ability to 'win on merit' - effectively they are the 'handicap' events - even HARNESS RACING!!!
by Michael Christiansen January 12, 2008
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Georgia Tech football

An ACC college football program in downtown Atlanta. Most of the fans could never get in GTech if they tried, and those who can either dont know anything about football or flunk out in freshmen year.

Almost a century ago when nobody even cared about football other than Michigan and OSU, Tech was headed by coach Heisman. They won 3 of their 4 Natl titles before '53. In recent years the Yellow Jackets have been dominated by their rival UGA, losing 7 straight times '91-97 and '01-07 until the 2008 season in a fluke 3 point victory. Most fans talked crap for a full year afterwards, even though a month later they were blown out 38-3 in the Chik-Fil-A bowl by LSU, which UGA beat by 14 pts @ Baton Rouge.

Techs 2009 dream team under Paul Johnson lost once again at home to UGAs worst team of the decade (not to mention UGAs star offensive player didnt even play). Georgia Tech then went on to lose in the 2009 Orange Bowl (they did have a good record because they play mostly weak ACC teams) to Iowa, and the dream team was dead after nearly all the teams talent went pro in the 2010 NFL draft.
Georgia Tech football had their best team in 50 years for 2009 season, but Georgia still raped them and then all of Tech's talent went pro...end of story
by uga2016 April 3, 2010
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football

big fat gay men with large hair who use the sport to touch other men.... also they use to sport to get rid of anger without kicking infants
SCHAFER plays football
by shwizzz March 22, 2009
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Football

A really awful sport that idiots worship.
Person A: Hey look Man Utds playing.

Person B: DOH!!! DID U KNOWZ THAT WAYNE ROONEY WAS TRANSFERED FOR LIKE A GAZILLION POUNDS!!!! FOOTBALL RULEZ!!!
by Tron/rinziler January 3, 2011
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Football

A group of kids in high school that not only are jocks and play football but have their minds set in stone that they are the coolest, toughest, most popular kids around and do everything the best and are certain they will succeed in life because they play sports. They talk down to other people who dont play sports or who arent athletic. They wear their football jerseys to school even when they dont have a game. None of them drink, smoke, or do drugs because they are trying to be "The best that they can be". Half of them arent even allowed to go to parties. You dont have to play football to be "Football"
football
by Brappers fa life February 5, 2010
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football

The greatest sport ever made. And not to be confused with soccer. football as in the nfl. the most exciting sport ever to be made. That envolves 11 men on offense and 11 men on defense. all playes wear equiment like helments and shoulder pads to protect them from enjury due to the rough conctact in the sport. they are played ib 4 down intervals. the only way to keep going is to gain 10 yards befor your 4 downs are up. the deffense tries to stop this from happening. the ball can ether be handed off to a running back or thrown the a reciever by a quater back. the quater back is protected by lineman. the lineman protect from deffesive lineman and linebackers. the recievers are covered by cornerbacks, safties, and linebacker who also can ruse the quater. line backers also watch for the running back.
I was watching a NFL football game today. the Chicago Bears lost to the Pittsburg steelers 35 to 0.
by T.R.O.R May 2, 2011
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