Bald Florida Man

Some guy they call FitMC. He plays Minecraft and Pumps Iron.

"Hey you know that Bald Florida Man who plays 2b2t?"
"Yeah, you're talking about FitMC. About Yea high,plays Minecraft and he pumps iron."

by Ps4 Name: Barce4life88 March 27, 2020

florida moron

some one from Florida who went out to the beach with thousands of other people and got covid-19

damn those dudes on the beach are such florida morons

by dghfadhgfb April 23, 2020

FLORIDA Turn

A FLORIDA Turn, is an abrupt, erratic, or otherwise unpredictable drastic change in direction, often involving multiple lane changes (with or without a signal) in order to ensure you don't miss your exit. After all, a true FLORIDA driver is always the only one on the road ( or at least, the only one that matters to them).

Kyle was driving down the highway in the left lane. All of a sudden he noticed his exit quickly passing him by, so he made a FLORIDA Turn

by FlaudaBoi May 22, 2020

Florida

A piece of Australia that broke off and hit America.

Florida Man eats alligators.

by Inquisitive Walnut February 29, 2020

Florida Chrome

Duct tape, Or the liberal application of such product.

Oh yeah, my truck mirror fell off but i give er' all the way with some Florida chrome

by Conagher March 13, 2020

Florida Womper

A Florida womper is a crazy crack head that can’t decide over crack and tweak

This dude named Kyle is a Florida Womper

by KvngSkitzo July 15, 2020

Florida Gamer

Can also be written as FloG
A gamer that doesn’t fit the stereotypical obese man living in his mom’s basement. This mostly comes from the fact that most homes in Florida don’t have basements.

Andy: Bruh my mom doesn’t let me get a gaming pc cuz she’s afraid that I’ll wind up “unhealthy” but I keep telling her than I’m a Florida Gamer, I’m not like them.
Drew: Yeah that word meaning not a stereotypical gamer. I guess you’re one.
Andy: I am one! A real good FloG. I work out, I eat healthy, I don’t wear glasses, the list just goes on and on.

by Daiohsama August 2, 2020