flapped up

to get so frusterated in a conversation you can't say anything.

i was talking to my boss and he got me so flapped up I had to leave

by Dan hecht November 26, 2006

Prize Flap

An absolute flap...see flap and pick whichever definition you feel is best suited to your needs.

Lauren is a prize flap!

by Ben O'C April 21, 2006

meaty flaps

The flaps of an overweight woman's genitalia considered extreamly meaty

"Look at those flaps so large and fat"

" surely you mean she has meaty flaps?"

by PorgiePants April 13, 2014

hooch flap

a moist flap of skin, often hairy and dark brown. If you get lucky sometimes you can find rubbery gooey hooch flaps. Often found on a hooch dog or a balls chinnigan McGuffin. Hooch flaps can not be found in south west asia, so don't bother looking there. But the Hot Spot for Hooch flaps are in north America and sometimes south east Africa. Good luck on your hooch flap search

Them are some nice hooch flaps you got there!

by hoochfan November 04, 2013

Flapping Borker

Very loose, large vagina with flappy labia that makes questionable sounds during intercourse.

It's 5 am. She's the only one left in the club. You're desperate so you decide to bite the bullet. When you get home and get frisky, you fell an entire pastrami sandwich down there. Yup, she's got one of them flapping borkers.

by elktw January 19, 2019

belly flap

used to discribe a woman with a scar from a C section

dude did you see that belly flap walk by

by omelett July 13, 2010

Flap Lacker

A Flap Lacker is someone who performs the art of Flap Lacking.Flap lacking originated in England in the middle ages,when King Henry The 8th smoked too much 'cabbage of the mountain' and mistook one of his Exotic Dancers for a life size porcelain bong statues.

Terrified the dancer did nothing,while The King proceeded to 'take a hit' from her ass.

Flap Lacking
Lips are placed over the rectal orifice while the right hand is placed over the sausage wallet and is gently released and applied as a 'clutch' from a bong..enjoy ensuing head rush..

That guys breath smells horrible like he was Flap Lacking or something

Guy: did u fart? Other Guy: no I was Flap Lacking your mom last night

The Dirty Sanchez has nothing on Flap Lacking

Guy:Being a Flap Lacker is a bizarre fetish don't you think?

Girl: What's that?
Guy: Check urban dictionary..ha ha

by Markael Bishnard December 12, 2011