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flap flairs

when a womans flaps have been bumped and grinded too much so that they have been bust open like a dwarfs hairy nuddger throdder.
"mum, you have beutiful flap flairs"
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flapasaurus

One that talks too much. A person that can't shut up. A yapper.
Sharon, why don't you ever shut up? You're such a flapasaurus.
by stek69 July 30, 2009
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Flamstalgia

When someone hates a new or old installment of a series. Even if the newer/older version is superior in every way, one who has Flamstalgia will find something to complain about, and say how it doesn't compare to the version they played and loved originally.
Veteran Player: I am tired of this Modern Warfare 3 nonsense, COD 4 was the shit man.
New Player: No man Modern Warfare 3 is the king of COD, it doesn't suck. I tried COD 4, it is terrible.
Non Player: They are both very similar and you guys just have Flamstalgia.
by Frenes August 3, 2012
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Flap Cracker

When a lady squirts some love paste onto a cracker for her guy/gals eating pleasure.

Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!
1) Hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?

2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.
by PruneBoy October 30, 2013
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Flags On The Field

All of the signs were there when he was cheating, however she refused to see the Flags On The Field.
by Flag On The Field March 30, 2015
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Gunji Flap

The Gunji Flap is the weirdest piece of skin on a man's body. It is located below the testicles and above the taint. This flap of skin is known as the Gunji Flap.

Very Similar to the "taint" which is the 2nd weirdest part of the body.
"Dude! I was watching this movie with Tom Cruise and I noticed he had the hottest Gunji Flap!"

"Dude I heard my friend was rubbing his Gunji Flap to some porn last night! What a tool!"
by ydooWoody May 2, 2012
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cow-flap

What is left behind after the cow's departure. Utterly worthless or groundless assertions.
The farm boys practiced their discus throwing with dried cow-flap(s), but it was useless on their exams.
by Take-my-word-for-it October 7, 2013
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