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When a lady squirts some love paste onto a cracker for her guy/gals eating pleasure.

Please note: When making you own flap crackers be sure to eat on the day of creation due to a short BBE date, they can quickly turn nasty!
1) Hey up love, fancy squirting me a flap cracker?

2) Scrape your udders on me hob nob luv, I fancy a flap cracker.
by PruneBoy October 29, 2013
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Once riding on a horse, my flaps cracked uncontrollably 'I've just had a flapcracker'
by Dungtrumpet March 11, 2017
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