Fluff Phobia

The deep fear of cute animals or animal videos.

The first time Tom saw a Koala his fluff phobia kicked in, giving him a heart attack.

by Jimmy McFiggle May 23, 2018

Flaft

When a man/woman itches his/her crotch making a loud scratching noise, flafting is most commonly done by people with hemorrhoids, jock itch, etc.

Oh my god Kyle is Flafting someone get him to stop

by Yassdaddyboilovesmemore May 30, 2018

FLARFF

The male version of a quiff. ie. A fart from a penis.

My boyfriend had to "Flarff" at the dinner table. It made me uncomfortable.

by Skevy28 June 1, 2018

Fluff

The work fluff is used to describe the tv series dense and dizzy bitches watch

It makes their reality much comfier and easier for them and it is their fall back from their hard life

If these certain people did not have the fluff to fall back on they would find out many cold hard truths they are not ready for

“ look at that blonde over there, I know she watches fluff, look how happy she’s is”

by Tiegzilla June 2, 2018

Fluff

The term fluff can we used when to describe a dense lady’s or man’s television series. As they are not capable to open their minds they must shut them off and watch fluff. This is something that does not need to be thought about or listened to it can simply be watched and go unprocessed. These types of people are the ones who watch towie and shite like that

“ Look her lips are bigger than her boobs she must watch a lot of fluff”

Read in deep Devo voice

by Tiegzilla June 2, 2018

Fluff Hound

When your ass hair grows too much and it gets to the point where you can’t shit.

I need to shave my ass I’m having fluff hounds!

by bruthathebrutha June 2, 2018

Faff

Fuck a father figure

Faff I never needed him

by Nicole1029 June 4, 2018