the fall of jake paul

A very lit diss track on Jake Paul by older brother Logan Paul (who is much butter). Alissa Violet (ex- girlfriend of Jake) makes an appearance and 'kisses' Logan. Why Don't We also dissed Jake because he dissed them calling them a 'Walmart One Direction' (then he apologized in tears lol).

Uh oh, that's Alissa Violet, used to be your chick
Now she in the Logang and you know she on my... team
Those cars ain't yours, man, that shit was just floated
Gun tattooed on your leg 'cause she knew you weren't loaded

I act in movies that your fans watch with their babysitters (airplane mode)
I thought you were my boy, guess I have a baby sister (yeet!)
You're tryna be a model, should've kept Neels Visser (hahaha)
Go make another video 'bout who's the better kisser

Is it called Team 10 'cause you take 10% of your friends? (that's fucked up Jake)
When the contract dies, so does the career, it ends (that's also a fact)
Are you mad just 'cause you couldn't sign the Dolans? (they're smarter than you)
So you had to replace them with some Spanish twins? (hahaha, weak!)

It's everyday bro, do you give up at night?
We 24/7 man, you picked the wrong fight
I'm a savage, you are average, I'm a beast, I'm going wild
This song will be the death of you, I'm 'bout to be an only child
The fall of Jake Paul

by Whoisheba August 15, 2017

Marxist fallacy

Belief that data is science.

Marxist-dogmatists believe that data is science. This is because one datum is a unit of historical materialism.

Data isn't science. Science is data.

In Marxist fallacy, Marxists proffer data as the context for science; so they can position historical materialism as science's overseer.

by zanderfin May 20, 2020

did you fall into the snow?

Did you fall into the snow? means did you sniff coke?

stephanie kept on sniffing so I asked her if she fell into the snow.

by pimp daddy dollars February 28, 2005

Failsauce

The sweetest sauce of all, i.e. the sauce that something is drenched in when they fail epicly.

Person 1: Oh sh*t! I just remembered that i slept with Oprah Winfrey last night!
Person 2: Did you enjoy it?
Person 1: Yeah... Yeah, I think I did... I dunno, i was plastered...
Person 2: Mmm... sweet, sweet failsauce...

by Peter Buckett December 9, 2009

fall setta

When you have sex with someone and they make a high pitched noise like "AYEEEE" or "OOOOOO" As if they are in a choir concert singing a song.

Dude 1: I was getting head so last night and i was singing fall setta!!

Girl 1: His dick was so big it had me saying "AAAAHH" OHHHHH" I was saying fall setta

Dude 2: Man last night I fucked a girl and she was crying fall setta.

by Gozzy January 31, 2008

Fall me fat

From the spanish phrase "Me caes gordo". To dislike someone.

"Can we give my friend a ride in your car?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because she fall me fat"

by taddy westside October 30, 2013

Niagra Fails

After a male ejaculation, and your pee comes out in two different streams, you must make the ultimate decision: which stream will go in the toilet?

The worst is when the most powerful stream changes to the least powerful and you are suddenly powerwashing your wall with piss.

I had a Niagra Fails today at the toilet, the worst part was it's my grandma's.

Niagra Fails just flooded your bathroom.

by StickyFingersINyourMOM August 15, 2011