faced

tripping balls on ecstasy

Johnny was so faced last night at Lollapallooza, he did so much molly

by stupidfac3d August 21, 2012

Cheez-It Fucked

The act of fingering a woman's vagina with fingers covered with cheesy residue, after consuming large amounts of cheez-its. This act leaves the woman's vag smelling like cheddar jack (or the flavor of your choice), but it can be a tasty plus for afterward oral sex.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally Cheez-it fucked that chick last night.

Guy 2: what flavor did she taste like after?

Guy 1: White cheddar.

Guy 2: Bitchin.

by Mik2837 February 2, 2009

Crisco faced

the act of getting high-strung on Marajuana.

Hey dude, what are you doing this weekend?

Im gettin Crisco faced!

by Johnny Magnum February 21, 2006

army fucked

being fucked in the ass while promises are whispered in your ear by superiors. Dry with no lube, then once the bleeding starts sand is thrown in the mix to thicken things up.

living in Afghanistan, 120 degree heat, burning your own shit(and 120 other dudes), water bottle showers, and t-rations. Then being told it could be worse.

Guy 1- Hey man did you hook up last night?
Guy 2- Hell ya man. I told her i was rich and would give her anything she wanted.
Guy 1- You ARMY FUCKED the shit out of her.
Guy2- Don't hate man!

by 3/2SCR G-CO BITCHES July 29, 2010

quim-faced loon

(Shakespearean). An insult, bowdlerised in most modern editions as "cream-faced loon". A panicked Servant enters, bringing Macbeth news of English forces advancing on Dunsinane. Macbeth immediately scoffs at his fearful appearance, calling him (in an echo of many anti-feminist expressions encountered in this distinctly androcentric play) "quim-faced".

Enter a SERVANT:
MACBETH: The devil damn thee black, thou quim-faced loon!
Where got'st thou that goose look?
(Macbeth, Act V Scene 3)

by Dr Apple March 23, 2013

Tick Faced Shit Cunt

The worst type of cunt. A person who does you immeasurable wrongs, being a shit cunt is bad, being a tick faced shit cunt is worse

Dave is a tick faced shit cunt.

by The Great Corn Julio February 15, 2018

two faced

Two faced is when a friend has two sides. they act one way in front of u but when they not near u they talk about u

me:hi u want to go to the movies
two faced:sure

kelly:y were u talking to her
two faced:cause i was tellin her to get swag
kelly:good cause she need it
two faced:i kno

by tina4590 February 13, 2010