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Empty Net Goal

When your life is super easy, whether it be due to White Collar Steroids, or simply, things that are difficult or stressful for others are given to you.
Lance: Man, I cant even get an INTERVIEW for this role and I have all the credentials, how the heck did Keith get the job, he is an actual moron.

Spencer: Keegan's dad is a big deal at the firm, set the whole thing up. His life is an empty net goal.

Lance: Man, I wish MY life was an empty net goal, who the fuck wants to pay a mortgage every month.

Spencer: Ya, the worst is Keith acts like all of this is difficult for him. Like, Brosef, we know your life is an empty net goal and you don't have to worry about your car payments.
by Mike109999 January 31, 2022
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Empty

Empty - to be in abundance, to have everything you need or to not need anything else in life.
I just got paid out 20 grand and bought a new dirt bike and a boat, fau brah your empty ass
by Sub Zero Point February 4, 2022
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Emptiness

Does emptiness exist?
by pleaseenjoyF8 February 5, 2022
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Empty Calories

A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.

Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.

Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.

Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.
by Mike109999 March 21, 2022
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employment foreplay

Employment Foreplay is when an employer gets you all worked up about a job, and then gives it away to someone else.
Steve totally played employment foreplay with that fulltime job I applied for, he got me all worked up making me think I was going to get it, but gave it to someone else instead.
by Mynameisreal666 May 13, 2022
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Empty Dress

You go to the empty dress show?
Shitchyea holy fuxk
Who are they
They call themselves the Sha Sha collective
While I'll be Sha Sha shakin in my boots if that ain't some music right there
If it ain't music it ain't nothin
Nothin gets nothing
Adios bitches
by anonymous July 13, 2022
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Empostor

If I'm going to be honest with you, in my own humble opinion without being sentimental of course, without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter from a distinctive perspective, I would like to say I have nothing to say.
Empostor: I have a crush on Yuliya Gerasymova 😌😌
by StrangestManAlive July 25, 2022
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