Donkey raping shit eater

sex move in which u fuck an ugly girl in the ass doggy style holding on to her hair and pulling back then just before you cum grab her knees and flip her heals over head and have her land on her back mouth up and shove your cock right down her throat and let loose.

Donkey raping shit eater

by JBut December 25, 2007

fish eater

Norwegian, because they eat lots of fish

That lousy fucking fish eater stole my wife.

by cocksauce March 14, 2005

Exper

Someone who thinks they are good at something, but clearly are not.

Teddy is the most exper

by huhohwhatok April 12, 2010

douche eater

one who is being a total fuckin idiot and deserves to eat a womans douche

my friend kyle was being a douche eater last night

by Joe faggot lover October 18, 2008

seafood platter eater

A woman whom has sapphic tendencies and doesn't necessarily identify as lesbian but whom definitely performs cunnilingus on other women.

"Alice is a real seafood platter eater and no, she doesn't like going to Red Lobster either. She likes fur burgers!"

by Earthling Kid October 26, 2006

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater

The delicate art of getting a blowjob while shitting into someone's mouth.

Peter Peter Blumpkin Eater.
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Found some friends who could stand the smell.
And handle the fiery taste as well.

by E from the East. April 3, 2009

purple peter eater

1.) One who really sucks at racing dirt cars. (D.G.)
2.) One who likes to Eat Purple Peters.

Dave is such a purple peter eater, he really stinks at driving dirt cars.
Dave really likes to eat purple peters.

by Mindy Myers June 10, 2017