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Skoba Diving

An Ill attempt at spelling the term "Scuba Diving" often typed/texted by dumb blondes who don't know how to smoke ciggarettes, let alone carry out the task of scuba diving.
Livy asked me to go skoba diving.. whatever the fuck that means...?
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Hoard Diving

The act of diving into someone's hoard. Usually for fun or profit.

Similar to dumpster diving, but instead of a dumpster, it's a private residence packed full of crap.
Pedro went hoard diving in Valencia and found a dead cat and some movie posters from 1981.

Rescuers had to hoard dive to get to the fat old man buried under his hoard.
by dconder July 28, 2011
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Diving the red sea

Diving the red sea is when you go down on a girl while she is on her period. That is all!
My god, been left jam-faced after diving the red sea with my girlfriend last night.
by mandudno2 August 17, 2011
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Southern Scuba Dive

When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.
Guy: Dude last night me and the girl did a southern scuba dive.

Friend: that's nasty man.
by Vundaba October 21, 2011
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Dive In

To have sex with a woman and make her orgasm !
Trey songz said “ohh I’m bout to dive In” but I couldn’t find him so he could do it
by AquariusTae November 23, 2021
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info-diving

Diving into a topic and gathering information on said topic to the nth degree, often while forgetting to do basic human tasks like eat. Common with neurodivergent people.
P1: "Did you know elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump?"
P2: "How did you know that?"
P1: "I went info-diving about elephants the other day."
by Skit Tels May 23, 2023
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dive people

Like frequenting a dive bar. Famous celebrities date dive people for various reasons
KimK wants to date dive people.
by Yobob May 25, 2023
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