Dave

The most badass and handsome dude ever born. He can tear a phonebook in half with his eyelids and has an anaconda in his pants.

"When my girlfriend passed out Dave slopped his massive dong on her lips. And she loved it."

"My mom tried to blow Dave but when she pulled his pants down his dick was actually a shotgun and blew her head off. Now my mom is dead"

by Nekrobutcher July 29, 2012

david boreanaz

An actor from the spin off show from buffy the vampire slayer, angel. Playing a vampire with a soul trying to redeem himself and help the helpless in LA.

I loved david boreanaz in the movie Valentine

by Paige Kelly December 12, 2007

mitchell davis

An 18 year old living in Ohio, that is to many pre-teen girls across the nation a YouTube God.

"OHMYGOD. Look at Mitchell Davis' new video, I wish I wasn't twelve so my first experience would be legal."

by bbah October 17, 2008

Davis Senior High School

A high school in Davis, CA where students like to get drunk everyday of the week, do a lot of coke, and drive nice cars. Favorite lunch destination = chipotle. And generally you can find students from this high school in abundance at In-n-Out literally any day of the week (minus during finals) either drunk or passed out until their closing which is at 1am. Somehow, however they all make it to very prestige universities.

Hi my name is John Doe, I go to Davis Senior High School and I have a 4.8 GPA, a 2390 on my SAT's, and I'm enrolled in some of the most rigorous courses in the state of California. I'm also completely thizzed, coked, high, drunk, and adderralled out of my mind right now.

by LarkinKing1341235 August 31, 2010

david sedaris

God.

Evevryone should read his books, they'll change your life.

Me and my aunt talked for hours about david sedaris and how she didn't want to go see him because she'd have to fight every gay person in san francisco to get a parking space

by Quetzalli Martinez February 24, 2005

Dave

An underdog who people may or may not root for, but who still beats the odds anyway.

Once upon a time, Dave kicked Goliath's ass. Now he crunches numbers at Goldman and Sachs.

by Olive989 January 14, 2021

David

A beautiful man with baller status. Often seen with his homeboys or a female. He usually has a wall up, but carries a sweet, soft side that is hard to find. Most people fear the David because he's a boss. Many admire him and want to be like him leading to envy. David is a lover, but rather put a front as a fighter. He's an undercover family man. Usually late to everything, but worth the wait. He loves slurpees because they're cool like him. The David is dificult, but a great lover.

Girl 1: "Hey who are you going to the dance with?"
Girl 2: "David, He's dreamy."
Girl 1: "Sorry I already asked him. He's Perfect."

by tastyboo June 29, 2011