Cougar Dance

The "dance" move reserved for intoxicated older women that think they are still sexy. The move starts with a VERY slow gyrating of the hips, while slowly extending the arms toward the sky. The eyes typically remain closed for the entirety of the performance. It is commonly seen at concerts by artists that are past their prime or cover bands of artists that are past their prime.

Dude, I went to a Bruce Springsteen cover band concert for the 4th of July and there was some serious cougar dance-ing going on.

by mdcr July 10, 2010

The Jew Dance

The Jew Dance originates from Wallsend but has recently spread to Holland.

A modern Jewish dance performed by the Jewish male to attract female attention. It is a vigorous dance involving many complex manoeuvres.

Occasional hopping assists the dancers stability during the performance.

Wow check that jew, he's doing the Jew Dance!!

by Ben Macauley June 06, 2009

Blow Dance

Instead of getting a lap dance from a skinny girl, u get a lap dance from a bigger/husky girl and while her back side is turned to you, she lets a round of queefs in your face.

Guy one: Dude im going to go get a lap dance.
Guy two: Screw that im goin to get a blow dance!
Guy one: What the hell is a blow dance?
Guy two: I'll tell ya this, dont smell me after i get one.

by menergy June 08, 2010

mirror dance

Where two people approach one another on the street and become locked in entropy - each attempting to move out of the other’s way while continually managing to mirror the other’s movements to the exasperation of both.

I ran into her in the record store and the aisle was so narrow we wound up doing the mirror dance.

by C10Parsons July 03, 2009

bread dance

The bread dance is an activity for faggots. Several men, cocks in hand, stand in a circle with a single slice of bread in the center. The goal is to jack off and ejaculate on the bread, the last man to shoot his load having to eat the bread.

Elton John and his buddies were having a bread dance at his house last night.

by Sheriff Eric November 25, 2007

Come Dancing

The name given to the weakening of the knees when reaching climax standing up. Wankers' Rickets.

"I were givin' aar lass a good un' against the wall when we got oot o'th' club an' I nearly fell over when I shot my load! She just said 'aah well love, we did come dancin'!!"

by Niall Brady January 09, 2003

dab dance

A dance from Atlanta in which you tilt your head while lifting your right forearm at the same time

Bro, I'm telling you the dab dance is the next big thing soon everybody will start doing it

by Tony it's January 02, 2016