Computer

An machine nobody understands it, ends up creating more trouble.

Fuck computers. Damn!!!!!

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 16, 2020

Computer-19

COVID-19 but on your laptop

My computer is broken. I think it has Computer-19

by Lillllllllllly March 2, 2021

computtance

act of disgrace

i have had enough of this computtance juliette

by shakes pears April 20, 2021

Computer Mong

A person that spends most of their time on a computer (gaming) and does not the know any different. Does not have the ability to socialize with another human being.

Dave: Yo John, do you know whether George can come out or not? Nah George is a computer Mong.

by Lukeyjoe May 9, 2021

computer error

haha got you lol

computer error is when your computer makes a poop

by alalalallalalalallalalalalala May 24, 2021

Computer Fatty

A person, or several people, who sit at their desks all day working or playing games on their computer. Quite often they they play networked games with their partners in the next room.

They never see the light of day, walk or exercise. All meals are eaten in front of their computer screen. They are in front of their computers from the moment they wake up until they go to bed. Inevitably, they get fat.

Dude, did you know that Bruce played League of Legends for 14 hours straight last weekend?
Yeah, I'm not surprised. That's why he's such a Computer Fatty.

by JoeWhoKnows November 11, 2021

computing snake

during sex, when you make eye contact with the female trying to find the vagina with your penis, but you can't quite find the opening. However, you refuse to look down, therefore leaving your snake to compute.

goddamit, jarett pulled a computing snake and ended up going soft.

by jarett August 9, 2021