computer visus

A computer virus but harmless

David: I finished programing a computer virus
Adam: BUT THAT'S A FUCKING WEAK ASS COMPUTER VISUS YOU DUMB CRACK

by TotoMan1441Alt December 2, 2017

computer

something cool

shit! my computer is broken.

by LegendaryDragon January 22, 2018

Computer

A computer is the word used by children under ten to represent a laptop.

Kid: Hey wanna see what games I have on my computer?

Me: You mean laptop...

Kid: Yeah my computer!

by P0tat0ZZ May 24, 2018

Computerness

When a drunk baby boomer tries to describe an IT worker's knowledge in computer science.

Dad: So my son's computerness *hic* is really high.

by MerlinWebster May 31, 2018

computer-music

Music that goes like: OENTSI OENTSI OENTSI OENTSI!!!!
It will mostly be a horrendous music genre.

'Turn down that computer-music, all I can think about is OENSTI OENSTI.''

by Francothegreat February 20, 2018

computer accent

The vocal accent of computer-generated personal assistant applications such as: Siri, Google, and Alexa.

The inflection is slightly Scandinavian with a hint of Punjabi.

Person 1: Is it weird that I get all chubbed-up when I hear Siri say my name?

Person 2: Nah bro, that's just her sexy computer accent.

by Chad Brylo February 24, 2018

computee

A person who wishes to be a computer.

Josh is a computee.

by Perpsifbsjdibe March 6, 2018