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Clunge Monkey

Someone who gets out of control whenever he sees a naked woman
Basically Quagmire
I knew John was a Flange badger but not a Clunge Monkey too
by Oure December 17, 2019
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Clogged Volcano Disaster

A clogged volcano disaster is where you fill your urethra with glue and proceed to master bait multiple times so nut fills your shaft. Your penis will get bloated and red like a volcano. Ask for your parents help and say something is very wrong and when they get close to examine it quickly poke a hole through the glue with a thumb tack and erupt in your parents.
"I'm grounded"
"Why"
"Clogged Volcano disaster"
by MonkeyBaller January 18, 2020
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Cloner

A boner but for that of the female.
Girlfriend: Hey baby, I’m super horney.
Boyfriend: I know babe, look at the size of your cloner!
by DaveThePartyAnimal February 2, 2020
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clunge juice

Can't wait to get all slidey in that clunge juice.
by CUNNTTTTTTTTT February 24, 2020
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Clones

Teenage girls who walk around dressing the same and acting the same. Usually seen around the mall wearing Brandy Melville, acting entitled, and carrying their watered down Starbucks drinks from four hours ago.
Oh gosh, here come to clones!
by notlikeothergirls March 22, 2020
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congeance

That what one must avoid, at all costs, incurring the wrath of.
"you've incurred the wrath of the congeance"
by Slerpaderp May 6, 2020
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Chonger

A derogatory term for Chinese nationals, Chinese immigrants, and typically any Asian that exemplifies Chinese behavior.
Why are these “chongersmoving so damn slow on the golf course?
by the_old_drunkard June 29, 2020
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