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Case of the Jonathan's

"A case of the Jonathan's". Where the town idiot lets a skunk shit in his mouth thinking its mouthwash.
Sam's breath had a case of the Jonathan's as it was so bad the asked him to leave his own birthday party.
by BEK August 31, 2013
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Case/Cartwright

a person who is willing to fight for what he wants most. Cases are usually bad with money, but it is the opposite for Cartwright's.They are very caring people and know how to treat family well. Cases like the outdoors and less people and usually try to live in the county, whereas, the Cartwright's like to be with a good amount of people. but overall, very good people and I recommenced meeting one.
by TheTall Sheep October 25, 2018
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Dodged that case

Most commonly means to somehow find a way out of a serious charge (murder, robbery, drug dealing, assault), usually with the help of a top tier lawyer or entity of authority.
Richard : * shoots Sean and kills him, ends up going to court and wins the case *

Matt: can’t believe you won that case bro

Richard: yeah bro I know, they were gonna give me 40+ years, but thanks to my Jewish lawyer I dodged that case.
by CrazyFegelein231 February 23, 2024
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trophy casing

The act of taking a gigantic single poop in the toilet and not flushing it so the next person to look in the toilet sees your humungous single terd.

It helps to throw away the toilet paper somewhere else like in a trash can or in another toilet.

Sizes vary, but are expected to be at least 2" in girth and 10" long.
shit, poop, terd, toilet, trophy casing
by meeeee90 March 6, 2014
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Meat casing

That thing that goes on your dick to prevent STDs or worse, child support payments.
You did remember a meat casingwhen you porked that girl right?
by SummerDawn232 June 25, 2016
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Serious case of yurbuds

That frustrating, infuriating moment when you pull your earphones out of your pocket and they have "magically" tangled themselves up into a labyrinth.
-guy 1 pulls earphones out of pocket-

Guy 2- holy crap bro that's a serious case of yurbuds.

Guy 1- Shitttttttt I swear I folded these before I put them in my pocket.

Guy 2- you can't fight yurbuds bro.
by That Beach Volleyballer July 15, 2013
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