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Canadian PB&J 

Happens When a man, usually Canadian, kneels face down into a pillow while another man puts peanut butter and jelly in the crack of the first man's ass, then proceeds to allow a pet of choice to like it off, usually a canine of sorts.
He will be afk for the rest of the night, he's getting the ole Canadian PB&J!
Canadian PB&J by Shm00kin May 1, 2010

Canadian Mudslide 

Hide your butt. Cohoe's gonna give you a Canadian Mudslide.
Canadian Mudslide by Davenumberone October 15, 2011

Canadian Handshake 

While traveling outside of Canada, a Canadian may introduce themselves by grabbing the other person's ass, balls or vag. Most commonly used by crazy drunk Canadian girls on vacation.
Hi, my name is Nicole (said while reaching around and grabbing the waiter Jose's ass with a firm Canadian Handshake).

Canadian Slip 

To get out of doing your job and shifting responsibility to a co-worker or someone else because of laziness
Joe just pulled the Canadian Slip when he transferred a call to a co-workers desk for no good reason. He also pulled a Canadian Slip when he took an hour dump after taking an hour lunch.
Canadian Slip by kevinho December 31, 2008

Canadian Lunch 

A daytime sexual rendezvous with a co-worker during a boring business trip.
Weary after long hours of traveling and installing the exhibit, the interns thought they would take a canadian lunch back at the hotel, to rejuvenate themselves.
Canadian Lunch by neuecorbu January 7, 2010

canadian cupcake 

similar to a cleveland steamer, the canadian cupcake is the act of taking a crap on someone's chest as part of a sexual ritual
she dropped a "canadian cupcake" on his chest