Kimi Brodel

Kimi Brodel is a half Somalian, half Jamaican refugee, currently frolicking in the streets of Beijing without a home.

Tenz - Where the fukc is my fridge
Mollie - Kimi Brodel took it

by wompwompwompatootie May 8, 2024

Secure borders

Doesn't actually save lives.

Hym "It'll change where some of the crime happens and it prevents people from improving the quality of their lives. I mean, you think if you actually cared about hard work you'd consider how much harder it is to physically come here and provide for yourself than it is to get shit out of a pussyhole but, hey. Either way, secure borders DON'T save lives. Laken Riley would have just been a random Mexican girl you wouldn't have had to hear about instead. And THAT is what you care about."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

National Border Orthodoxy

The established, institutionalized set of beliefs about borders that dominate political discourse—the often-unexamined assumptions that borders are natural, that nations have rights to control them, that border enforcement is legitimate, that unauthorized crossing is criminal, that citizenship is earned by birth or naturalization, and that the current border regime is the only possible one. National border orthodoxy includes specific commitments: that states have sovereign rights over territory, that controlling movement is essential to sovereignty, that borders protect culture and economy, that open borders would be chaotic, that border enforcement is morally justified. Like all orthodoxies, it provides a framework for thinking about movement and belonging, but it functions as ideology—making borders seem natural and eternal, obscuring their historical contingency and their violence, and delegitimizing alternative arrangements (free movement, open borders, post-national citizenship). National border orthodoxy determines what migration policies are considered "realistic," what border arrangements are "necessary," and who counts as "reasonable" versus "naive" in debates about movement.

Example: "He assumed that borders are just part of how the world works—not because he'd examined their history, but because national border orthodoxy had made them seem like natural features of reality. The orthodoxy's power is making human creations feel like forces of nature."

by Dumu The Void March 17, 2026

Breaking Borders Festival (Malta Edition)

Definition: A so-called “South Asian music festival” in Malta where the plane ride over already looks like a Ryanair flight to Hell. Half off the fuddu’s from endz are there, armed with counterfeit LV man-bags, three spritzes of Sauvage, and a dream of piping someone else’s missus.

The mandem: Harpz, Yuvraj, and Gurj “VR6 swap” Sandhu are posted up by the pool, flexing topless in their Boss shorts, sipping Jameson like it’s a casual Tuesday night at the Prince of Wales. The girls: Simran, Nav, Preeti, and TikTok sensation wannabe Sharanjit, are lined up in PrettyLittleThing dresses that could be mistaken for dental floss, Snapchatting their nails while their man back home is refreshing her location on Snapchat.

By Day 2, every villa has turned into a Punjabi gangbang. Simran “just went for a shisha” but ended up on a sunlounger with three kanjars from Handsworth who took turns playing helicopter with their cocks in time to Sidhu Moose Wala remixes. Nav swore she was only going “to see the vibes” but got Eiffel Towered so many times by lads from Hounslow her passport photo doesn’t even look like her anymore. Meanwhile, the uncles back home are on Facebook typing: “Proud to see our youth breaking borders ✊🏽🔥” having no idea Preeti is right now is getting pipe’d with three Slough roadmen while someone live-streams it on Insta. If you let your girl go here, you are a certified fuddu. She’s not coming back tan - she’s coming back with PTSD flashbacks every time she hears a dhol.

Breaking Borders Festival (Malta Edition) - Example (NSFW):
“Bro, why’s Rajni limping?”
“She went Malta for Breaking Borders.”
“…say no more. Gurj and Mandeep turned her into a wheel barrow.”

by BikBoiCoq September 3, 2025

The Far Border

1 the untouched wild, where you're alone at the mercy of the vile land 2 a hunter's landscape, the fall lands. (Compare to The Last Border). The term is coined by the founder of Deeprespecting Philosophy, Jonas Sandison.

He was at the mercy of the violent land, when he left. It was the far border where he was, belonged to his own vibe of the wilderness.

by houseofsquirrel December 30, 2014

south of the border mullet

Short pubes in the front, long ass hair in the back... Businesses in the front party in the back

My girl's got that south of the border mullet if you know what I mean!!

by Dixie Stampede September 8, 2016

rob the border

When you have uncontrollable munchies and you drive to Taco Bell stoned off your ass at 2 am to order half the menu.

Dude I'm hungry, let's go rob the border

by Mikaveli December 30, 2016