Urban Dictionary: Definitions by wompwompwompatootie

Wen

The act of cutting the buttock of an animal and making it into a fleshlight to use on your bestfriend

Woman 1 - Did you hear David got deported yesterday?
Woman 2 -Yeah, I heard he pulled a Wen on Sheldon

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Kimi Brodel is a half Somalian, half Jamaican refugee, currently frolicking in the streets of Beijing without a home.

Tenz - Where the fukc is my fridge
Mollie - Kimi Brodel took it

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Kynan Chinaloy is rumored to have a world class scale gyat

Bill Cosby - Omg I miss Kynan Chinaloy :(

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A Bertram Chick is a legendary homeless groundhog who is said to put half drank apple juice in your locker when you are not looking.

Omg Bertram Chick came to my locker last night!

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