angry bear

before you get a girl in bed shave your pubes and put them under the pillow. when you get the girl in bed, ejaculate on her face and lift the pillow and shove her face in your pubes.

last night i gave my girl the angry bear, and boy was she angry.

by immy1 August 3, 2008

booboo bear

a cute nickname for someone you love.

Maddie calls Marlon her booboo bear.
:)

by MaddieLovesMarlon February 8, 2009

bear cub

(Occasionally "cubby bear"): A hairy young gay man with the beginnings of a bear's burly or stocky figure. He doesn't have to be short; to indicate shortness of stature or slenderness in a hairy young gay man, the going term is "otter".

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"Roman Wright is six foot two and hairy-chested. He's a bear cub because he's only 28 years old.

With that height, he will definitely never be an otter, though."

by al-in-chgo February 26, 2010

poo-bear'd

Being ass raped with honey, or anal sex with honey used as lubricant

Kevin Mitnick was poo-bear'd while in prison.

by helicine March 1, 2004

weenie beard

tuft of course hair that covers the genital region.

Your jeans are riding a little low. I can see your weenie beard.

by gurly September 29, 2005

the paddington bear

When a male and female are having sex,the male pulls his penis out of the female and ejaculates onto her teddy bear. The bear is covered in semen and the male must leave the residence immediately.

Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.

I liked her so much I gave her the paddington bear.

by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006

Exit Pursued By A Bear

When you're having sex with a fat, burly, hairy gay man, and he informs you that he has AIDS.

David: Oh my gawwwd! This is the best sex I've ever had!!!

Bear: Mmmmm, oh by the way, I was just diagnosed with HIV.

David: What?! You know I only go bareback!!!

Bear: Don't you mean "bearback"? (chuckles)

David: Fuck you, man!

(David removes the bear's cock from his ass and quickly puts his clothes back on)

Bear: No, wait! Cum back! (aside) Tee-hee.

(Exit pursued by a bear)

by Baby Got Bareback November 23, 2009