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beat the burger

A phrase which despite its possible connotations is not in any way sexual.

It derives from the incredibly amusing activity of beating your rival's oversized burger in the Fuzion Frenzy mini game. This is a race, the result of which both the competitor's future pride and dignity is decided. FOR EVER.

The action on screen must be accompanied by some hard-hitting anthems (ie. Smack My Bitch Up, Bombtrack etc).
"Wait for it...

race, BEAT THE BURGER!"
beat the burger by morgangills December 1, 2004
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Beat card 

Used in conjunction with the terms beat and no beat
an imagenary card that is transferd among friends. When someone calls BEAT, if the beat is challenged by a friend he will call NO BEAT. If the no beat is agreed apon by the group than the person who called the beatloses his (beat card). He may not have it back until he calls 3 cosecutive good beats.
That chick was no beat, I'm pulling your beat card.

No hot chicks? I'll never get my beat card back.
Beat card by Jameo August 4, 2007

beat my tom tom 

when spanking a girl named Liz's ass. To make it bounce/jiggle etc.
Brooks or Rougas spanking Liz rapidly like a drum. beat my tom tom

beat barfing 

when someone tries to make a techno bass beat in the back of their throat and it ends up sounding like they're either hacking up a major loogie or they're about to vomit.
Dude, I heard some guy trying to put down a mad beat the other day, but he really just ended up beat barfing.
beat barfing by anonymousessss March 21, 2011

beat in the butt with a wet squirrel

euphemism for exhausted, tired on every level, as beaten down as one can be. Origin: Dobbins Family saying created by Hale Dobbins, deceased, of Arkansas
as in "I'm so tired I feel like I've been beat in the butt with a wet squirrel."

beat the shit out of some hobos

Beating the shit out of some hobos
Fuck, I hate my shitty life. I’m gonna go beat the shit out of some hobos”