beard disgust

The feeling you get when you have a patchy, thin, and/or coarse, wiry beard.

Eric looked in the mirror at his sorry excuse for a beard, and felt beard disgust.

by ether83 December 15, 2011

beard water

Water that collects on a man's facial hair that is imparted to a woman's cheek when he kisses her. The amount of water collected increases with the awesomeness of the beard.

"Ugh, gross, beard water! Did you wipe your face?"

by Liz by way of jim December 12, 2012

beard fetish

when you are in love with a guy with full on facial hair, who is sexy in a modern, lumberjack way

Did you see John's beard? He's so sexy. He brings out my beard fetish

by aprilshowersbringmayflowers June 5, 2017

Beam Struggle

When two people press their sphincters against one another and shit simultaneously, forcing ones faeces against the others, in a contest of gastral force and supremacy. The main goal is to shit into the other person's ass.

Goku: HNG, THIS GUYS GOOD, I WILL HAVE TO GIVE IT MY ALL
Vegeta: JOKES ON YOU KAKAROT IVE EATEN CABBAGE ALL DAY, YOU CANT HOPE TO OVER POWER ME
Krillin: Holy shit they're locked in a Beam Struggle

by Craparot February 11, 2021

ion beam

a beam formed from positive or negative charged ions, sometimes found in sci-fi movies

ion

"We got hit by an ion beam!!"

by Ross October 3, 2004

Head Beard

The hairstyle which occurs two weeks after shaving your head.

Yeah dude, you have a real head beard going on there!

by Francii22 December 5, 2010

Skin Beard

The not-so-legendary pirate & gay cousin of Black Beard. Known for his love of the white frothy seas, Skin Beard is renowned for his looks - The scrotum chin, unbound by the traditional beard.

Bro #1 - Does that man have a...Ball sack for a chin?

Bro #2 - Muthafucka, that's Skin Beard. Don't say anything in front of him though, he's sensitive about it.

by Dracotic January 22, 2011