batman

a term for someone who would use their parents ashes as lube, if given the chance

batman: Robin. Pass me the batcum.
Robin: Th-this is your parent's ashes, batman!
batman: did I stutter?

by aglorifiedpotatowithlegs October 30, 2019

batmoudi

A sexy man with all the bitches. This person is most probably a bad ass twitch streamer that plays video games or just interacts with his viewers. You can also view his insta (batmoudi_) you’ll most probably get a surprise from him if you do 😉😉. In conclusion this person is everything you’re looking for in a human body. Did i mention this person is ripped afff🥵🥵🥶🥶.

Oh my god did you see that guy walking by ?!?! He’s definitely a batmoudi !!!

by The sexy ripped guy. October 29, 2020

BATMN

Blew Air Through My Nose.
Much more accurate than LMAO or LOL.

Timmy: And they were roommates.
Me: BATMN.

by LePepper January 23, 2021

battle of the josh

The battle to decide the done definitive josh

“Did you see the battle of the josh”

“Yeah, I thought josh had it in the bag”

by Dhsbakdudb April 21, 2021

Battle Creature

This term is used to describe a low-income single person from Battle Creek who’s usually on drugs. They usually can be found driving a car held together by duck tape and probably has some weed in the trunk.

Me: I crashed my car so now I gotta drive this piece of junk.

Friend: Lol you look like a Battle Creature driving that thing.

by JimmyBC October 5, 2021

Batman

A charter from a great book on Wattpad where he starts dating Tarare. Together they almost kill each other one too many times. His main use of self defence is spine throating. Where he shoves a mans spine through his own neck. Things we know about Batman are as follows:

Batman doesn’t acc like tartare there’s a hacker that’s falling in love with him through bataman

Batman’s last name is notthesuperhero

Batman’s packing🥵🥵
Batman has a prank YouTube Channel
Batman is scared of walked in closets
Batman’s goes for spines while fighting
Batman has mpd (cannon)
Batman’s favourite movie is kidnapped 5 dog days

Batman is a yandere

Batman instead of cumming overloads
A body snatcher
Can posses people
Has superpowers

“Holy shit dude why is your spine through your throat?”

“I called Tarare gay so Batman spine throated me :(“

by Homob499 January 31, 2022

Batman

A mentally insane orphan, who dresses like a fucking animal and beats up other mentally insane criminals, who are often dressed up like a clown. Also, when he finds out someone is an orphan like him, he instantly adopts them and raises them to beat up other mentally insane criminals that are often dressed up like clowns.

Batman

by Baguetteeeeee February 14, 2022