affected

Being blazed or under the influence of a substance. Most popularly weed.

After taking four hits of the j, Alex said to Jesse, "bruhh I'm definitely affected".

by sandbags92 December 2, 2015

micro-affair

When you meet someone new and spend a short time with them, whom you share an amazingly strong attraction with, even though it goes nowhere. Craigslist "Missed connections" section is full of folks who had micro-affairs.

I had a micro-affair with the new clerk at Lowe's while she helped me find an item. She's married, I have a girl friend, but we both truly enjoyed each other's company for those brief 5 minutes.

by chromerzoner May 14, 2013

Affle Waffle

slang for Waffle House

Affle Waffle gave me the squirts.

by Ryannie November 18, 2009

boy affi

boy affi as in BOY AFFI

i will never dance for no man

dave:boy affi
*instantly starts dancing*

by sexy MODAFOKA May 9, 2022

xyz affair

what this stupidd guy calls ourr relationshipp. asswhole

nd at this moment i have a lottt more things to worry about then a stupid little xyz affair

by ihateeeboyss September 24, 2007

Affaf

Affaf means 'unattractive person' in a masculine sense. Most often used to described homeless people, by the elite, Arab society. It is considered very offensive.

Damn that affaf! He got finger-prints all over my GMC!

by spidermonkay November 23, 2010

Affinity

A group of well versed, intellectuals and Asses, who join together 5 days a week to overcome conflict. Does not play on the Sabbath

There was an Affinity that worked together and slew Illidan Stormrage on February 4th.

by ChuckLovesPie January 11, 2009