HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT

A funny white boy on the internet shows his friends weird stuff he finds.

Sorry, I can’t hangout tonight, I gotta watch Saltydkdan subject his friends to incomprehensible horrors on the new “Have you heard about?”

by Fuckyoucooldude69 December 8, 2022

bird game about boards

What you say when people are making a big deal about nothing.

“I don’t know why they got so fired up about what Hogwarts house they identify with - it’s just a bird game about boards”

by anonymous March 24, 2023

It's not always about sex

Something women say when they know you're not their sexual preference or when you're not good in bed

1. Everything that comes out your mouth is always sexual. Chill out bro, I get that you like me but It's not always about sex

2. We can sleep together without u wanting to fuck me every night. It's not always about sex, there's more to a relationship

by J91GMaine April 24, 2023

Right wing "But what about..?" deflection tactic

This is the right wingers only tool in his debate box besides attacking the source. Used often by right wingers when realizing they lack the ability to debate their defenseless points.

When pinned down about having an agenda to gut Social Security, SNAP benefits, and Veteran benefits, The fidgety, sketchy right wing politician became louder and louder as he attempted his Right wing "But what about..?" deflection tactic saying "But what about that guys laptop? Or her emails?"

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 28, 2023

I will think about it

A mums way to say no

I will think about it aka not going to happen

by yeetmeworld May 17, 2023

Stop talking about lawnmower man

An expression used for telling someone to shut up when they've been talking for way too long about something nobody cares about, especially when the subject matter is an obscure/poor quality piece of media or pseudocelebrity.

The quote itself originates from the youtube channel "Funhaus", when Bruce Greene interrupts the others as they're having a conversation about the movie "Lawnmower Man".

Lawrence: "The Lawnmower Man director, you could tell he was really building up to it cause he teased-"
Bruce: "Stop talking about. Lawnmower. Man."

(At a party)
Guy 1: If you're gonna watch Waterworld, you'd better watch the Ulysses Cut or else you'll be missing out on a lot of scenes that help explain more about the world. It also helps you get a deeper understanding of the Smokers' religious beliefs and their ability to refine-
Guy 2: Hey man, you better stop talking about lawnmower man, you're scaring the hoes away.

by Pierce Brosnan's Nipples October 15, 2023

Whatchu say about my momma?

When you beefin' wit some bitch ass mothaphucka and he talkin' about yo momma that's one thing, but when he hear you say this that nigga know he dying that day.

Jackson: Fuck you bitchass nigga I'll put yo ass down.
Jason: Nigga I put yo momma down last night but she still breathing.
*Jackson turns around*
Jackson: Whatchu say about my momma?

by hoodtermz November 4, 2023