Wankerfest

Much like Oktoberfest except without the quality beer, dirndls, and the generally cheery mood. The atmosphere at Wankerfest is marked by the abundant presence of wankers, the lack of any real conversations, and the feeling of impending dread mixed in with moments of short bursts of excitement. Though celebrated every year, it is not a particularly well known event--even to wankers themselves--and the people that attend, usually, prefer not to discuss it, which, in part, lends further to the festival's general obscurity.

Philip hoped to attend Wankerfest in complete anonymity this year as to avoid further conflict with his spouse.

Some say that wankers are in a constant state of either planning a trip to, or, figuring how to get back from wankerfest

by Chewonarock April 16, 2023

wankerina

A female wanker.

Stephanie is such a wankerina.
Wouldn't she be a wanker?
But she's female.
Ah. Makes sense.

by t6ftoisnotdead July 5, 2023

dweeb-wanker

An individual whose grandma like stamina projects (albeit unintentionally) a distracted and disinterested air that is interpreted by many as aloofness or conceited disapproval. This is a misconception however, as in contrast to your conventional wanker's feigned apathy a true dweeb-wanker will be genuinely fatigued from a hard days wholesome activities such as weaving or picking out a new pair of 'jim-jams' to match their favourite fluffy sheets.

It was only as Lindsey arrived at a gig at what others saw as 'fashionably late' because he had to finish sewing on his latest scout merit badges that he considered maybe he really was a dweeb-wanker.

by ninjabuster November 19, 2011

Wiener Wanker

An Über douche bag

That guy has surpassed being a douche bag and dove straight into being a wiener wanker.

by Jaime Boots September 14, 2011

Sunshine wankers

Noun:- (plural)

1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.

"It's quite a nice day today, do you think there will be any 'sunshine wankers' around?

by sophisticated_unicornsie May 27, 2013

promo wanker

A promo wanker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub's event. Usually a seedy male or a slutty female. They are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.

Oh I've got 23 notifications on facebook.

Wow. They are all invites. I Hate promo wankers!!

by Cockney46 April 22, 2014

ethan wicker

The definition of swag enough said

Ethan wickers swag level is unmatched and Vito can now down to his shoe game

by Swagtality May 22, 2014