watching face

A term commonly used in the Caribbean to designate a type of arrogant behaviour that is socially inappropriate and/or generally frowned upon, where the 'face watcher' clearly manifests an attitude of superiority relative to the person whose face is 'being watched'. It is sometimes also associated with dishonesty or trickery. The result is often a conflict of some sort, ranging from mild resentment to murder. The physical manifestation of this behaviour evokes the image of someone staring down another along the upturned bridge of their nose, a form of behaviour commonly found in many cultures.

"Don't watch no face!"

"You watchin' face?"

"Man, that guy was totally watching face."

"Whoa - the face watching is rampant in this club!"

"Is he a face watcher?"

by Paul Lemelin March 18, 2008

watcher in the water

The Watcher in the Water is a gigantic squid-like creature that appears in The Fellowship of the Ring, the first book of JRR Tolkien's trilogy The Lord of the Rings. The Watcher in the Water rises out of the lake directly outside the entrance to Moria and attempts to pull Frodo into the water and (presumably) eat him. Many people believe the Watcher in the Water is heavily influenced by the Kraken.

Boutros: What if the Watcher in the Water had eaten Frodo?
Rumpelstiltskin: I guess we would have lost the War.

by Lord Boutros of the Northern Realm November 7, 2006

Watchet

A madam of the blindingly pale obese American species, often seen at McDonald's drinking a diet soda, wearing socks and crocs, and smoking an alcoholic cigarette. Watchets lurk around Wal-Mart and local fast food places and they tend to waddle. Every watchet has at least five whining kids who they beat at night and they're usually completely wasted by 11 in the morning off of their alcoholic cigarettes.

Did you go to McDonald's today?
No man, too many fucking watchets and the line was too long.

by Taylormarie328 July 2, 2012

cock-watcher

Someone, usually a non-homosexual teenage male, interested in comparing the size of his penis with anothers, who keeps looking at superior specimens.

That guy was staring at my one-eyed-monster for twenty seconds in the showers. He's a cock-watcher!

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Royal Watcher

A Royal Watcher is someone who enjoys following news and tabloid about celebrities, specifically information about royal families or people with royal titles.

"I have to TiVo that Prince William interview--I'm such a royal watcher."

by GrimLady May 26, 2008

watchamacallit

The hershey candy bar with the biggest frikin name ever. They must've had some real good ideas on the name thinking this one up.

Hershey board meeting:

CEO 1:So do we have any suggestions for this new candy bar. No?, well lets put on our thinking caps guys, because this is one hard nut to crack. Its more of a watchamacallit?

by NateK July 28, 2005

Watch me whip watch me enslave

The dance move that slave owners in the 1800s performed

Master John: Watch me whip watch me enslave now watch me whip whip watch me enslave

Slave: Sorry master I will pick the cotton now

by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020