el vale

Your topical loner dude from L.A. who gets no hoes

Hey do you know el Vale? Yeah he’s a loner who gets no bches

by Ya saben quien August 29, 2022

Marc Valdez

Marc Valdez is a gorgeous human. They have a angelic voice like no other, and love to sing for cb choir.

Person 1: Who is that gorgeous alpha male
Person 2: Thats Marc Valdez for sure!

by floydtank April 29, 2023

Kya Valdez

Kya is the most beautiful women in the whole entire world. She is the sweetest, kindest, and most thoughtful person. She is the type of person you can rely on if you ever have any mental problem. she is a great role model for younger and older generation. she is very mature, but it doesn’t mean she isn’t fun. she is actually a really funny girl with a great sense of humor. she can light up any sad person’s day or just any person’s day in general. She is the girl i think many people can look to in a dark time to at least help make it brighter. She is also the greatest wife in the whole existence of the world.

Kya Valdez is really beautiful and deserves the whole universe

by Jmie0310 June 10, 2023

Jerry Valdez

running next to someone holding one finger to your nostril and shooting a booger on said person

I just Jerry Valdezed your mom, get fucked.

by thesnowbunny December 15, 2023

San ValeCringe

The term "San ValeCringe" is used as a kind of mockery of Valentine's Day; because of all the hype that exists around it, which can cause a kind of cringe in people, due to all the displays of affection and love that are shown that day. For the exuberant gifts and sometimes ridiculous actions that people do that day.
Valentine's day is pretty cringiest for some people.

Racso Hudson was the one who implemented this term to Valentine's Day, making it known for the first time in his YouTube video "San ValeCringe" on February 13, 2020.
Racso is the original creator.

"Happy San ValeCringe"

"Happy Valentine's Day, Oh, you mean San ValeCringe"

by Hotticonic February 14, 2024

Flying Valeinto

When you and your significant other agree that when she is a asleep she will leave her pants off for one attempt at the valeinto…. When the male gets all geared up and jumps into bed with the hopes of penetration and not crushing pain.

Hey John I finally landed the flying Valeinto last night and the wife loved it.

by Bus if you mus May 22, 2024

Diego Valdes Garza

A sexy TexMex cowboy

Diego Valdes Garza got swag

by Daddylittlegirl May 27, 2024