turtle time

The result of drinking syrup or "lean", a form of liquid codeine known as Promethazine which makes the user feel a slower perception of time/reality. Can also be applied to smoking marijuana.

No fast talk, I be on that syrup, I'm on that turtle time- lil wayne

turtle time by all day dre November 7, 2007

turtle rooter

A term to describe a bodyboarder.

That turtle rooter got some sick air off the back of that bombie.

turtle rooter by omg i am wtf uber November 15, 2006

turtle call 

this is when a man stands in such a way that his balls are suspended completely perpendicular with the gooch. once this is achieved, the man starts to swing his balls up and down, using his hips, such that the scrotum slaps the gooch on its upward swing.

that guy did a turtle call right over your face.

turtle call by matt_stan40 June 21, 2007

turtle egg 

Term of endearment. Turtle eggs are precious and commonly do not last to produce a baby turtle.

Pet name for fathers to give their daughters.

Dad: Hello turtle egg!
Daughter: ugh - hi dad.

turtle egg by KWA2 January 7, 2009

turtlebush 

racial slang for a white person or persons.

when someone of the white ethnicity is listening to what is believed to be black music
" nice music you fuckin turtlebush "

turtlebush by KAYBEEE + SARAHSEAAA October 8, 2008

turtle fuck 

When a soldier hits another soldier's kevlar helment with his own kevlar. Since the cover is usually green camo it looks like to turtles rubbing together, hence the name. I t isn't used much anymore because most soldiers are running around in desert uniforms now because of OEF and OIF

{Sneaks up from behind Joe Snuffy} Ow, what the fuck you hit me in the head for?

turtle fuck by anonymous August 2, 2004

turtledick 

When in a state of anxiety or after having been struck in the genitals, the penis tends to retract into the body. The name is derived from the turtle's defense mechanism.

Also applies to the bodily response after having gone swimming

I just went for a swim, and I got a mean case of turtledick (or turtlecock, tortoise-shlong)

turtledick by ppadru1 February 13, 2009