Tits

Breasts!

'Nice tits love'

by mm July 23, 2002

rip tits

(v) To embark on an adventure, to do something enthusiastically. Often used in an exclamatory sense.

"You boys ready to roll?"

- "Yeah, let's rip tits!"

by Ed Braun November 4, 2008

tissue for your issue

See cheese with your whine, but has some stronger implications - namely that the recipient of the comment actually did have it coming, and there is no room to complain, with the implication that the recipient should quit bawling about it for that very reason.

Oh, the IRS is collecting from you after you decided to protest your taxes? Well, then, you want some tissue for your issue?

by ke6isf October 22, 2004

Saggy Tits

Do your tits hang low?
Do they waddle to the floor?
Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder.. etc. etc.

Basically boobs that are either so big that they are touching your belly button or your just REALLY old.

DAYUM that girl has got some SAGGY TITS jeez.

by Sharmainexox3932 February 17, 2008

back tits

When a human is so grossly obese that their back fat appears to be a pair of floppy sagging breasts.

Yesterday on the plane I had to sit next to a giant bastard that took up 2 seats and a pair of back tits that would put most women to shame.

by Dizzle September 24, 2002

tits a bit nipply outside

a play on words with the phrase 'its a bit nippy outside.'

Tod: 'Man, tits a bit nipply outside'
Girlfriend: 'Excuse me honey?'
Tod: 'It's cold outside dear, and your nipples sticking through your shirt only adds to the effect.'
Girlfriend: 'Hehe :)'

by anthonyisyourmanthony November 29, 2009

Tissue

An aggregation of morphologically similar cells and associated intercellular matter acting together to perform one or more specific functions in the body. There are four basic types of tissue: muscle, nerve, epidermal, and connective.

The destruction of solid tissue resulted in a collection of pus around the wound, also known as an abscess.

by blammord April 19, 2006