bro thoughts

When a guy has another guy friend in mind. Specifically in helping him get with a girl. The opposite of cock block.

"Dude, yesterday I was sitting on the beach with my friends Derrick and Ashley and they were really hitting it off, so I started having bro thoughts and went inside. Derrick thanked me later."

by W. C. Riley October 9, 2008

Black Hole Thought

A Negative thought that can feel like it’s consuming your mind. Putting your head into a black hole where all thoughts go to make you feel worse.

I can’t live with these black hole thoughts, they’re eating me alive.

by wormsrule March 16, 2020

toughicult

when something is tough and difficult

This is a toughicult decision!

by Rio Cleaver November 9, 2005

Toughy Stat

A response to a statement of something being "tough", or to using "tough" as an adverb.

1. Jimmy: Man, I just ate that dinner tough!

Joe: Toughy stat!

2. Jane: God, I got this gross spider bite on my toe. It's totes gnar so tough.

Janette: Toughy stat!

by jinxman March 27, 2009

Tough Mustache

Not my problem, do it yourself.

4pm on Friday afternoon, your co-worker tells you that they need you to re-create a file that they deleted. You reply "Tough Mustache, I'm going home"

by SI Crew August 28, 2009

Tough Cheese

Tough: Sarcastic version of tough
Cheese: Head honcho, thinks he's all that

To describe or call someone after they brag about something meaningless.

Word to use instead of saying, "that guy thinks he's the shit."

Joe: I just ate the biggest sandwich!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...

or

Joe: I just got the best score on this video game!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...

or

Joe: I'm going to knock him out!
Bob: Oh tough cheese right there...

by zthemanr December 28, 2012

shit hammered through a small hole

To look or feel terrible, as would shit when forcibly extruded through a tiny hole.

A general expression of utter terribleness.

"Man you look hungover!"
"Yeah, I feel like shit hammered through a small hole"

by Miketar January 17, 2008