Essex Polo Pony

Essex Polo is a team sport, in which the objective is to score a "goal" against an opposing mates girlfriend or boyfriend.

Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the
That's David, his girlfriend like's sports, she's a right essex polo pony
by Hawk303 July 05, 2011
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Crashed your pony

To wreck or destroy someones hopes or dreams.

To make one loose his train of thought.
Dude! You crashed my pony!
Ha! I crashed your pony!
by albacoffie March 09, 2011
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Pedro Pony Day

Pedro Pony Day takes place on the first of September every two years. It’s a day where everyone who decides to participate celebrates the creation and life of Pedro Pony. People can celebrate in any way they want such as watching Peppa pig (the show which Pedro Pony comes from) and posting clips of him on social media.
Pedro Pony Day
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Pedro Pony Day

Pedro Pony Day takes place on the 2nd of September. It is a celebration of the creation of Pedro Pony (a Peppa Pig character) along with the creation of his friends.
Pedro Pony Day. 2/9
by Tammy Sandford August 21, 2021
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Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.
No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!
by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 11, 2020
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One horse pony

Noun: The ranting of a senile man.

Noun: a hooker that snorts coke off your finger lakes tattoo.
Hunter Biden went to twin on that one horse pony.
by Cxxxcxcc December 23, 2020
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