Pink pony in the room

An issue that one pretends it doesn’t exist. Tension between people.

Let’s address the pink pony in the room.

by Donda Donda September 28, 2021

tire swing pony

Something stupid Patrick made up.

"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people

-says stupid people

by -Anonymous. June 24, 2015

Essex Polo Pony

Essex Polo is a team sport, in which the objective is to score a "goal" against an opposing mates girlfriend or boyfriend.

Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the

That's David, his girlfriend like's sports, she's a right essex polo pony

by Hawk303 July 6, 2011

One horse pony

Noun: The ranting of a senile man.

Noun: a hooker that snorts coke off your finger lakes tattoo.

Hunter Biden went to twin on that one horse pony.

by Cxxxcxcc December 23, 2020

Colonel Cotton Pony

The description of a woman and her negative mood when she is in the midst of her menstrual cycle (i.e. riding the "cotton" tampon).

Boy, Sally is really a Colonel Cotton Pony today!

by swampchappy February 1, 2010

Testonerony bologna pony

DICK. No beating around the bush. The very expensive term for the MALE fuck equipment.

No fucks given, she wants to just sit there on her phone and act like nothing is going on... I'll lay my testonerony bologna pony right on her shoulder and see how she reacts! Might even let her kiss the head if she's worthy!

by Dr__DreadzCTMF December 10, 2020

Crashed your pony

To wreck or destroy someones hopes or dreams.

To make one loose his train of thought.

Dude! You crashed my pony!
Ha! I crashed your pony!

by albacoffie March 24, 2011