I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone

by StarchDisks December 6, 2022

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Phantom Stroke

When there is so much friction on the penis during masturbation / sex that the load exits in a cloud of smoke rather than it’s standard thiquid form.

Oh my god she rode me so hard I phantom stroked in her mouth and she blew a few O’s with my nut.

by Jyds December 30, 2022

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girlies stroking session

best known groupchat on discord, lives up to its reputation by being offensive to everyone

Tim: "Did you see Rachel got invited to girlies stroking session?"
Tom: "No way... I'm so jealous."

by apIistia January 5, 2023

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power stroke

The final keystroke of a co-worker’s composition indicating that the arduous task is now complete. The power stroke is always louder and more aggressive than the preceding keystrokes.

I can tell when Joe is ready for lunch by his power stroke and paper shuffling.

by Sol Saks July 5, 2023

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Hot stroke

When you see someone so absolutely flabbergastingly hot you become incapable of functioning. Alternatively, When you can’t help but stare at someone very attractive.

Taylor Swift is so hot every time I see her I have a Hot stroke

by anonymous August 13, 2023

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